Under watch by west jordan police dept.

My ass.




So I went to this awesome park, the one Lydia busted her ankle at cuz shes retarded.
Yeah that one, so we went there, although we didn't have to rush anyone to the emergency room this time, wewt.

Myself, Alice, Marcus and Felisha, all hung out in a castle for about and hour taking photos.
Felisha asked me how to do some band photography because she was asked to do a band photo, So I'm going to start teaching Felisha how to do photography.
We worked on model positioning, I had Felisha pose Alice while I took photos of it all happening lol ^^
Alice would immediately pose, and Felisha like "I cant work with this."

So We hung out at the pavilion and Alice turned on her iphone and made awesome music in which we watched her dance to, it was rather amusing actually.

Then I'm not sure how we got on the subject but we started singing the lion king, and hakuna matata.
I made up my own words and they were brilliant and now I have to do a cover and youtube video.
YES

" I Hakunad your mama, it means no worries for the rest of her days, its no problem see, shes 83~ Hakunna mattata~~"

Good times.
I so need to get a camera, once I do it will be easy sailing and I can start working on cinematography ugh I would kill to be good at that as well <3


Then Alice got on the table and i scream out "POSE!"
and she immediately strikes a pose, and I'm like "change"
and she makes a whole new one, we were like this is photo lingo dammit!

Marcus was very against having his picture taken today but I snapped a few just for giggles.

I'm Not Sleeping

So last night marcus and I could not sleep so after Alice passed out me and marcus got a coat and went walking, we headed out to 35th and had no idea where to go, so were like oh helluh lets go to Chris's house, haha yeah not as good as an idea as I had figured on.
So we walked down to about Whittier elementary, and this creepy guy started following us and I got freaked out so I had marcus sit down with me and chat for a while, he had me tell him the whole Morgan story and we sat there for a good 15 minutes in front of the barber shop, we eventually continued on and made it to about Aldo's house where we sat again to break a while, it being about 4am now.
We laid down and some U.T.A dude was going to work and he walked past us, and I coughed and it freaked him out. lol.
We sat there for a while talking and then continued on. then a cop car pulled up.
So we got pulled over for supposedly sleeping on the side of the road, and well i spose that's illegal.
They took down our information and patted me and marcus down.
So we sat on the side of the road waiting for the cops to be done and I flushed out my shoes of rocks, and about 10 minutes later they got done and let us on your way.
So we walk some more and we finally make it to Chris's house who was not answering his phone.
I was pretty offended.
So we tapped on his window and knocked on his window, and called and called, yeah no answer.
so we sat up aginst his house ans I passed out on marcus, and then marcus woke me up and said lets just take the bus home.
So we tried chris's window one last time we looked in using a chair and pfft that fat ass was not even there.
I was helluh pissed.
So we rode the bus home and let me tell you the second i laid down I was out like a light.

Heels and Greens

So I woke up today by Alice walking into my room being like wake up sweetie. lol
That was exciting.
I got up and she had gone and I asked marcus where she went and she left to hang with some Jew kid.
I'm not even kidding this kid looks so Jew haha.
hes awesome though.

So tony comes over and steals Marcus away and I watch monster house, and then alice comes back and we all sit around and play Yoshi's island.
phew im a sucker for old games.

She leaves again and tony and Marcus come back from their "Bro-mance date"
and they went off to watch the office.

Come back and we all pile into the car and go to greenhouse.
Get there I'm in these bitchin heels and it was crazy hard to walk but they are very exciting heels.
you can see them here




That was a really fun photo shoot btw, I think I'm going to remake it though.

So we get there I walk in and Tony's like i think the ugly bitch with the red hair down there is angel.
and I'm like yeah probably.
So we go sit down and play cards and Alice texts me saying shes on her way there.
We play for about 6 minutes before I get tired of playing with tony.
See he has this thing where he kills games within the first about 10 minutes of playing, either by arrogance or stupidity.

So I go sit outside and Alice is there and we have a smoke and she talks.
I ask her to go to the 5th annual hair show by Taylor Andrews with me
but she declines since she goes to the rival hair school.
Ah well.
So her and I and tony and Marcus walk over to 7/11 and get smokes.
Go back and sit at the table, tony and Marcus go inside, and Alice and I sit outside and speak about a couple problems she had been having, while I drew all over the table.

We all re-group and play this trippy poker game some Indian game and we all loose to Alice like a lot lol.
Then we all left and went back to my house.


Get to my house and had no idea what to do for ever.
So Alice decides to sleep over and I left around 10 to hang out with Aldo.
So I'm texting Alice for Aldo saying he wants to plow her and shes like.
"I don't feel like sex anymore."
and Aldo's like "you don't have to just lat there and read a magazine or something."

I died.
It was helluh funny because Alice had no idea it was a joke so she got all offended.
hah good times.
I had pie and talked magic and wonders with Aldo and we hung out until about 1am.
I messed with his status and got lost in his phone.
I love Aldo he makes my heart smile lol.

Well now I'm here at home watching Tom and Jerry, oh i lied now I'm watching the boondocks.

"not even death can stop a nigger moment."

LAWL

anyway peace out.

random misc review

okay here is some things I have done recently in the time I have not blogged, if you want me to expand on any of these topics just comment me or tell me and Ill write a full blog on any of them.

*inhales.*

okay here goes.


So...

Moved to idaho
met a bunch of icelandics.
made a prank phone call.
Went to a huka bar.
tomodatchi drunk frenzy
Adam sleepover drunk party with him throwing condoms at me telling me to break in his bed.
curses with kirsty,robyn,chris,marcus.
lesbian fight out back of a club X 2
Dear alice photo shoot
Nick Corbins birthday party from hell/ movie magic making lawl
vegas trip with angel/stealing money from whitney just because angel felt like it lawl.
3.am isak overdose story from hell/ robyn to the rescue
foreign film fiasco.
the burning and destruction to the old friend bridge/ why you are or are not considered a friend.
Persona 4 times
what i learned from the internet lately, Nails, games, and boobs?
computer bitching meltdown.
oh hell nawh who walks away from that orion?
16 reasons to smack chris.
Zelda
Culinary School
views on fb
adventure time photoshoot

F.E.A.R

Went to game star for the past three nights in a row, tony has been feeling oddly generous. haha

So hes been paying for me and marcus and chris to go.

we did a huge lan the other night and it was amazing, although mildly offensive being killed by a 10 year old. As usual Tony wins but thats one of those traits you get by not having a life for 18 years.

haha. So I have been doing some photo shoots lately and I am getting a website by the end of the month. my lack of blogging is inexcusable hopefully I will put at least a little more effort in to blogging.

So here I am watching robot chicken with Tony, chris, and marcus my god this show confuses and tantalizes.

speaking of, I have been watching a lot of foreign films lately.

So I saw this movie called Balzac And The Little Chinese Seamstress.

I recommend.

a cute tale of two men falling for the same girl and in their own way showing their affection, reading foreign novels to her its a cute tale if your not my friend robyn. (shes afraid of asians lol)

I saw a french film called Eldorado......yeeah, Im pretty sure I missed something in this film.

It starts off with a robber and this guy throwing a tail pipe at the robber and then droping the robber off at an intersection and giving him money for a bus. not gunna lie If a guy tried to rob me I would not drop him off at a bus stop and give him some cash.

so guys goes to work and comes home and the kid is still at the bus stop, so he tells him to get in and they make this huge trip to the French border, that was apparently really far away...

they break down, a creepy guy saves them and gets them drunk, they tape their hair to the ceiling of their car so when they fall asleep it pulls their hair and they wake up, brilliant if you ask me.

Anyway it fails they drive off a cliff, chill in a trailer, meet a nudist, save the car, go to the robbers moms house, do yard work, leave, go to a store, steal a soda leave, go to a rest stop under a bridge, then randomly a Doberman gets thrown off a bridge on to the car they were driving.....they take the dog to a city, main character gives money to the robber, robber leaves to get smack to shoot up the dog to kill it, robber does not come back, guy drives away, dog dies, man buries dog....smokes.....end of movie...

...Either I missed something or it was actually that bad..

Watched a movie called the contact, that was a Korean film. possibly one of the most irritating film. about two people meeting online and then seeing each other everywhere and not actually knowing eachother, the ending was a long story just know I was offended lol.

I saw a film called Fat Girl.

My....god....no...

SO i go to the library and pick up this film thinking oh okay this could be okay......haha no.

its a film about this little girl who is like 14 watch her 15 year old sister get it on with a college student.....and thats about it.

now that could have been okay if it didint have this m night shamalan twist ending.

just know I have a whole rant for this movie, that i might vlog, but for now rent it and shit yourself.

thats all I have to say for now ja-ne.

out take

Holy Tambarine Its Capt. America!

So Ef Em Ehl Oh El.

I WAS gunna upload my movie movie, but alas now I shall just make a vlog.
Heres a vlog about nothing important. =^^=