Day 2

That morning I woke up and whitney came in and I was half awake and told whitney to get dressed because we might have to do something at the battle cosplay intro show.
But i was not sure.
So I git up and get dressed for that all ghetto happy and stuff and walk around as eva for a bit.
I looked into the intro for battle cosplay and I didint care to stick around for it.
I went back upstairs and took off my outfit and mmy hair and whitney calls phil in the room and says we need to be on stage for a rant thing where we yell at the other teams and say why we will win and stuff.

So im upstairs stark naked and freaking out.
I throw on my costume and my wig all half assed and pick up a random coat my big one with fur and im like uhhhh..."eva on holliday, yeah sure."
I run down there and notice my outfit was inside out and my wid was falling off.
I get down there and I notice snake walking up to the stage and im like ok ok its cool, and walk like I was there the whole time.

So we have me snake the box on stage
vers sakura, and sasuke.

only pannon was not sakura at the time.
she was simon from gurren lagan and thats all the info i had.
and so the announcer is all "bla bla why are you going to win?"

Pannon says "cuz were ninja."
or something like that.
and sasuke didint say much.

He then takes the mic to snake and is all and why are you going to win.
and whitney just say "this is snake."
and im like ..........ok.

and the announcer is like........"ok."

but that doesnt say why we will win.
and Im like" ahem."
and steal the mic. "Ill tell you why were gunna win."

and pannon is like oh really? why?

and im like.
WE GOT GUNS BITCH!

and the audience lulled.
Im like hoe please.

and shes all " uh well if your so awesome why do you hide in boxes?"

Im all "you would least expect it, who expects that especially in space?!"

IF I saw a floating box in space my first thought would not be oh look snake!

lol

Then she said something and I picked up the box and ran up to her and was like
WHA WHA!! you cant see this!!
CAN YOU SEE ME?!!!
and shes all "where did she go?"

yeah yeah you cant see this shit ooooh yeah.

"I cant see her."

DAMN right you cant!!!
and
I toss the box off my head and walk back to snake.

We big pimpin.
and everyone cheered and the announcer was like...."clearly."

it was awesome.

anyway i run upstairs and get out of costume and into UME and run around as her for a bit.

I luv air gear.

then, I did....something or till the 18+ cosplay skits where, we practiced near our room for like 20 minutes called it good and then went down.
^^
We were number 10

here was what we did

afterwards we went to dennys and katrina spilled shit everywhere and it was a mess, and marcus went and I had a great time with everyone from utah.

Came back and went swimming in the hot tub where it was gross salty and just nasty me and some ichidan members and lydia and chris and jason and whitney and katie, just everyone was there, and i drank arazona iced tea where some of the ew water got in it and I got sick, oh and I ate a slim jim out of lydias tits, I prolly got sick from that as well.
LOL
good times.

OH AND WE CAME UP WITH A NEW GAME.

so we went into the kiddy pool and I was on the other side and jumped over this metal pole thing and I looked like a salmon going up stream to mate, and I said "I want to mate I want to mate."

lol it caught on and we eventually came up with a whole game for it, me lydia and whitney lol oh and katie jumped in the pool wiht her phone in her dress, and got it wet and it dies.
hella bad.

oh and jeremy came in to the pool and told her to get naked.
idk he didint tell her to get out of the pool just that she cant wear clothes.

I lolled hes all get naked.

it was funny.
anyway the salmon game is where everyone starts at one end of the pool and swims to the kiddy pool to mate.

so all the salmon swim across the pool saying "I want to mate. I want to mate."
and the people in the middle are the bears trying to eat the salmon and we say.
"bear."
only all ghay and ugly "BEAUR."

lol

and when the salmon get to the kitty pool there has to be 2 of them to win, so they can spawn and rub up on eachother while screaming "were spawning were spawning."

and then they die and we eat their eggs.
lol the end.
Its funner than it sounds.

so eventually we came up with a dance for it as well but ill post a video of that later lol Ill have to record it on my own time.
^^
anyway

So after I went swimming everyone went to bed and I stayed up late and spoke to a whole crap ton of people
anyway that night, I hung out with random stranger buddy whom I made friends with, and sat around with a bunch of people. and entertained them for EVER I told them about my hair placenta that I use to make my hair revived and they all were hella confused and I had to do a full demonstration with it to show what it does.
I also wore rollerblades everywhere so I could move fast cuz i was tired.
Lol i got asked out for coffee and went with that random stranger guy and took the other random stranger buddy with me to get coffee we went down the street and he bought me nummie white mocha coffee, which helped my throat cuz I got hella sick.
Came back and spoke more with my new con buddies and they all found me to be a very hillarious person.

I pretty much just told them a zillion random funny things that happen to me.
Oh and I explained how lydia talks through her crotch, lol long and very true story.

then I went upstairs and passed out hella hard core.