wtf simoans?

what the fuck
So Im sitting on my balcony at my apt and we changed the porch light to a red light ya know just cuz we can.
Me and kelsey are sitting on the deck and talking and a random big simoan guy is like shouting up to us and is all drunk asking us if he can come up.
and im like uhhh, no?
And hes like why?
And im like uhhhh, im going to bed??
So Im in my room on the computer, and I hear "are you online?" in the front room.
and like saul wont invite anyone unless like I know or whatever so im like wtf?
whos that?
So I go out there and theres 3 huge ass simoan guys in my living room.
I was lik oh shit.
And they were all talking and looking at the place and goin on the balcony and smoking im like oh fuck.
So I sit up on the counter and im like talking to this one guy and their all drunk and they like called their friends and said they could drink up here with us and im like uuuuhhh no I have to go to work in the morning.
So this guy comes all close to me and is like you have really pretty eyes.

O___O
I was like shit im gunna get fuckuing raped in my own house.
and I was texting saul and hes like I seriously have no Idea who these guys are.
SO were all talking and sitting in my kitchen and me and saul were helluh scared, and he thought they were gunna mug him.

so another knock at the door, and we open it and theres 3 more guys.
holding a case of beer.
and im like uhhhh no.
a nd theyr like we drink here?
and im like uhh no.
please no.
omfg.

So they all left and r like whats your guys names
and im like uhh dana????
lol
It was just scary.
So they left and me and saul r freaking out.
cuz they were talking in another language and pointing at the tv and im like shit their gunna steal it lol, so we need to buy more locks aparently lol.
It was just wild.
oh my jesus.