So today I watched E hollywood and saw freakin twilight all day.
Kill me.
So I was like okay fine STFU
So marcus and I decided to sit down and watch twilight.
O how it felt so long, Good lord the acting was difficult to swallow and so non believeable.
the constant pausing and I pretty much feel the director should be shot in the face for killing and making the oooh im a vamp scene so anti climactic it made my snake slithering from one end of the cage to the other seem like a bawling and exciting relay race with a midget and a jack rabbit.
Pretty much.
I'm offended.
Offended at a pop culture that could be better realized in about 300 anime with the same storyline and a more suav love interest.
Offended at the awful photoshop jobs
Offended at how pale everyone is, how if your not deathly sick in that movie than your a vamp.
Offended at Bellas slow motion hair flip classroom entry scene.
and mildly turned on by Alice's intense leg lifts on the ball field.
otherwise the movie was an hour or so of my life I would gladly take back.
although.
pain and awful endurance from twilight aside.
New moon, seems to have a shread of hope within and a slight chance of being worth watching.
The trailer for New Moon was realeased and I was interested.
Points the trailer earned with me
10 points New Director
20 points Jacobs haircut
45 points Edwards barely in it
66 points A budget
-12 points that I hear about it every 4.3 minutes of my life for the past month.
Overall I think I'll take the time out of my life to go check out New Moon.
SO tonight on a random whim we attempted to go see the midnight showing, pulling into the theater then remembering that 103 kiss FM was doing a midnight showing of the movie and rented out a whole theater, go figure, It was the one theater we choose, we walked up to the theater to see ah what a surprise, everything in the whole theater was sold out, and about 50 twilight fans sitting in the lobby.
We shot out of there like a bat out of hell.
Upset and mildly offended, we went to subway.
Fml.
Ill probably see new moon tomorrow, before I can give an updated view on my twilight annoyance.
Till then peace.
Kill me.
So I was like okay fine STFU
So marcus and I decided to sit down and watch twilight.
O how it felt so long, Good lord the acting was difficult to swallow and so non believeable.
the constant pausing and I pretty much feel the director should be shot in the face for killing and making the oooh im a vamp scene so anti climactic it made my snake slithering from one end of the cage to the other seem like a bawling and exciting relay race with a midget and a jack rabbit.
Pretty much.
I'm offended.
Offended at a pop culture that could be better realized in about 300 anime with the same storyline and a more suav love interest.
Offended at the awful photoshop jobs
Offended at how pale everyone is, how if your not deathly sick in that movie than your a vamp.
Offended at Bellas slow motion hair flip classroom entry scene.
and mildly turned on by Alice's intense leg lifts on the ball field.
otherwise the movie was an hour or so of my life I would gladly take back.
although.
pain and awful endurance from twilight aside.
New moon, seems to have a shread of hope within and a slight chance of being worth watching.
The trailer for New Moon was realeased and I was interested.
Points the trailer earned with me
10 points New Director
20 points Jacobs haircut
45 points Edwards barely in it
66 points A budget
-12 points that I hear about it every 4.3 minutes of my life for the past month.
Overall I think I'll take the time out of my life to go check out New Moon.
SO tonight on a random whim we attempted to go see the midnight showing, pulling into the theater then remembering that 103 kiss FM was doing a midnight showing of the movie and rented out a whole theater, go figure, It was the one theater we choose, we walked up to the theater to see ah what a surprise, everything in the whole theater was sold out, and about 50 twilight fans sitting in the lobby.
We shot out of there like a bat out of hell.
Upset and mildly offended, we went to subway.
Fml.
Ill probably see new moon tomorrow, before I can give an updated view on my twilight annoyance.
Till then peace.
OH my. But Alice is so sexy. ^-^ She's my only Twilight vice.
ReplyDeleteso true she is bangin.
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