Back in utah hours 9-8am

-----night 1

So I woke up one morning and got a phone call from my mom saying I

should come home, and that I should give up on living in boise and

that they wanted to see me for chirstmas.
I quickly responded no, and went along with what I was doing.
I pulled out my application for school and filled it out then

noticing I needed a few letters of recomend from adults in my life,

SO I call mom back and tell her to write me a letter and that I am

spur of the moment going down to utah to see mom for christmas.
I pack up and go upstairs and tell Elizibeth that I will be leaving

for a week or so and I'll be back. I give her 100$ for rent and

Leave.
I still owe her more, but Im hoping I can get that.... well when I

can.

So I talk to chris on the phone most of the way through up untill

about mountain home or so and then Im on my own.
It was a pretty quiet drive up untill about tremonton where I was

driving behind a truck carrying crates and one of the crates decided

to fall off the back of the truck, and right at me in fog.
I swerve out of the way and the semi behind me took the hit, I

slowed down a while and eventually caught back up to the semi, that

now had a huge 2 by four in the passenger side of his wind shield.
I was llike damn, good thing marcus didint come.
he woulda helluh died.

I call a few of my friends and tell them to meet me at coffee break

at 12 and that I would be there then.
I arrive around 9ish and Go spend some time with my mom, haha even

before actually arriving to my house I stoped at chris's and picked

him up.

I called my mom when i was in twin falls and told her to go get me

bleach, because my hair looked like dick and needed a fix.

So pretty much the second I got home chris and I began dying my hair

as my mom played persona 3 on the couch of the living room.

SO my hair went from this

to this


Then off to coffee break to meet up with friends.
Chris and I arrived to see robyn and kirsty in the parking lot, bla

bla hug hug stuff stuff, we went inside and sat on the couches and

talked for about 2 hours, took photos, hit on robyn and cookie, and

had a blasty blast.



Oh and texted my ex, with lots of lulz.
he tells me "dont think of me"
I say "No worries I dont. Although I think fondly of you when I see

a mentally challenged socially akward obese teen wackin it to wow."

So robby eventually had to leave cuz she had work in the morning and

as offended as I was, I had to let er go.
haha.
We headed off to our next destination, all the while I get texts

from Alex saying he wants to see me.

So I ask where he moved to and we make our way to his appartment.
We stood on the balcony and smoked a while and talked, and he showed

us his bong collection.


as well as feed me some really good thing and i liked it.
haha
it was a granola bar wtf you thinkin.


and in his apartment he has the most awesome old school microwave.



that kat is so cool.
he rolls left.




We had a kick ass time with alex, so kick ass indeed he recorded me

a new cell phone ring tone, it sounds liek this "nts nts *ugly

gurgle noise* nts nts *ugly gurgle noise* Answer ya phone nigger~!"

I luved it. Its still my ring tone. Its ugly and amazing, just wish

he made the murlock noise, oh wait I think he did.

well so then he got tired and weleft.

We went to wal mart and visited phil for just a few minutes.

although on our way to wal mart was not that simple....
So there I am stoped at a light minding my own buisness and the

light turns green and I continue to turn left and just as im about

to turn into wal mart chris screams keep goin!!! keep going dont go

in this way!! keep goin!!
Im like shit fuck what what what!!!
He says "I looked over and this guy in the other car was all thug

about life and holding his wheel all pimp and ugly so I decided to

mock him all rude and fat, he gave me the look of a lifetime, and by

lifetime I mean the look of a thousand beatings!"

So I take the Looong way to walmart,
we turn in and chris is like "omg I think i see his car!"

Im like what no you dont hes like "aw shiiiiittt hes hiding between

the lanes!! turn turn !! go right!! okay park over ther!!! over

THERE!!"

So I do so and we get out of the car and I start walking toward the

front exit.

"no no dont go that way go around!!"

So I follow chris on an epic mission impossible.....mission?

and we run around the building like waaay out of the way, looking

out for the guy with the "evil hat" lol.

All the while since like 2 miles down the road ago, I had been

trying to explain to chris this scene in the movie american history

X.

So we would be running and im like "yeah and this black guy goes up

to his truck."

while chris is ignoring me looking out for the evil hat man from

earlier. So were running through walmart up and down the isles.
and Im like chris this is stupid that hat guy is not following us,

and chris is running off and im following him down the isles trying

to catch my breath, and I scream "STOP, just stop stop...stop.."

So he turns to me expectantly...wondering what intense thing I will

say next.


"so edward norton.."

and he bursts out with laughter he died. he literally fell ot his

knees and laughed till he cried, as I did the same.

So now a fat kid and an akwardly hair colored girl are rolling

around the floor of walmart in the cookie isle laughing

histerically.

good times.

So yeah we saw phil and things and gave him the hug of a lifetime.
haha

and stole his fries, then got bored and left.

So I drove chris back to his house, and hung out with him till 7am,

we messed around on the computer, I waited for phil to get off work

and went over to his house and stayed up a few hours talking and I

fell asleep on his bed.

Twas eventful.

That was my first day back in utah.

^^