Lesbian Brawl

So the other night I went to Club Pure with Rob, Holly, britney and some other bitches right?
And you know it was a good night at the club.
All well and dandy, untill while we were dancing some chick comes up and kisses britneys girlfriend. And I look over like aawww shit.
So brit and her gf get in a whole fight, and robby's like hunny if your gunna cheat on someone do it when their not standing right there.Lol!
So were all in the bathroom later on and the chick who kissed brits gf walks in, and Brit walks over to her and is like hey. and then punches her in the face~!
Were like oh shit!
We all split and brit eventually meets up with us out in the courtyard and were all smoking and talking with this kid whos too gay to function, and is showing off like a mutha fuck.
So, the night carries on me and rob and holly go dance, holly of course who cant dance, lol It made me giggle how we had to dance around her.

So holly sees her ex gf sometime in the night and gets all emo, all the while im ignoring the bunch and talking to some black chick who wont stfu about my hair.

Me robby and holly are like lets go to the car to get a drink and then come back, so on our way to the car this random chick points me out and is like "Hey I think I know you~!"

and Im like oh really?
and shes like yeah I have you on my myspace your that para chick. The photographer!
and im like yeah that would be me, so she goes on "I love your work."
Im like thanks and like trying to keep walking "okay well im gunna go now, maybe I'll see you inside."
I respond to her.
We get to the car have a shot of our sailor jerry's
and make our way back to the club.

We go back to the smokers pit and some really tall girl with elaborate makeup approaches me and begins on
"Are you a photographer?"

I turn to her, Yes mam I am.

Shes like "HEY I know you!"

Im like this is possible.

All the while I have no freaking clue who these people are. O.o

So she tells me shes in school for cosmetics and she wants to collaborate with me and im like uh yeah sure.
I was not really the most sober as I should have been when agreeing to that.
ah well.

So I talk to her for a while and eventually trail off to meet back up with robyn and holly and brits gf is talking to this really pretty guy and hes falling all over himself.

And I waltz into the conversation.
"yeha sure me too."
Like I usually start convo's with people.
attempting to vaugely agree.

So he turns to me and stops dead in his tracks and is like "You are uh wow. love the hair love the outfit love everything you are just so pretty wow."

and im like thank you.

Robby walks up.

"and oh wow is this your gf?"

Robby- " yes yes I am."

me- Uhhh.
He looks to robyn and touches her extentions.
"you are wow just as amazing, long hair wow, you two make a beautiful couple."

Robyns like I know.

I died. XD

So robyn turns to me and is like I want a coffee.
and im like oh yeah me too, lets leave early and go get coffee.

So we all get ready to go find holly brit and her gf. whew, all of them who were arguing about something, robyn and I ignoring it.

So we head out to our car.
and me and rpbyn make it get inside and look back and notice the rest of us are missing.

WE pull out and drive down the street a little and park noticing our friends have not multiplied and we have no idea whats going on.

So we get out and here we see holly's ex gf, 3 of her friends, an asian named Jade and her friend.
and im like uhh.
and brit and her gf are all up in this chicks grill.

and holly is arguing with them all and im like oh shit, and bobbys like oh damn.

and we caught it on VIDEO!!


(video will be up shortly)



yeah well pretty much all that happened, and it was fkn hilarious !

I have not laughed so hard in forever, I just wanted some coffee.
fuck.

So by the time all that ended coffee was closed.

so we had to leave, god damn.

So we FINALLY get all the girls in the car, after holly whining she lost her gauges and brit screaming she broke her ankle.

I just had to laugh cuz they were over it done, and hugging in fact after just fighting and the nthe random mexican bitch who nobody knew had to come out of no where and swing a punch and BLAM there ya go a 16 girl lesbian fight.

now lesbians they fight differrent than any other race (lol)

They fight till someone is unconcious, bleeding, or they get pulled appart by a friend.

mmm.
pretty much none of that happened enough this night so it went on for a while.
untill everyone felt that was enough and hugging was appropriate.

No really i have no idea who the mexi chick was and just came in swingin.

all the while trying to get all these bitches to get in the damn car, it also does not help almost all of them were intoxicated.

especially the camera man.
lol

so we finally get in the car and drive away, and im like fuck that. and down the last of the sailor jerrys, and i feel it in no time flat.

from that point on I remember picking up marcus who had to sit on me cuz there was no room, getting on a free way listening to everyone scream about how crazy that shit was, and then magically there was a time warp and I was at a mc donalds holding a snack wrap and like choking on it.

it was amazing.

then I was home, and then I was out.


Good night it was.