8/2/10

Thinking of things I like

Stuff I find beautiful/inspirational and or relevant to myself and things I like.


Cages
Birds
Ram skulls
puzzle pieces
coffee
city scape
telephone poles
wires
gears
wings
cameras
lenses
mirrors
crowns
headphones
dragons
raspberries
salt shakers
small chests
blue
bottle caps
glasses
tall socks
cathedrals
hallways
arches
spines
hands
shoulders
wrists
collar bones
Water
words
letters
Arabic language
masks
Japanese
old trees
fields
empty places
white
England
snow
eggs
feathers
couches with obnoxious print
mist
fog
skirts
women
paint
carnivals
rabbits
rats
instruments
silence

7/31/10

Operation Make Johanathan's Day Awesome



Target Acquired:
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Sending Reinforcements:
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(Here Is the Video of my day for those who are TLDR)

Last night I fell asleep talking to Johnathan because He was upset and I told him we would play the next morning and I would make him happy. So both him and I woke up late, myself with a back ache and him with messed up hands from punching concrete all night.

We eventually met up at Apollo Burger and we headed to Blue Boutique and looked at sexual novelties, out of everything we looked at john ended up getting a zippo lighter, a really awesome Jack Daniels lighter might I add.

Eventually after loosing interest in looking at cock rings and obscene cake designs we left our friendly neighborhood novelty store, to divide ways and john and I went on to Little America hotel to check johns schedule, and marcus went to go keep up with his previously scheduled appointment to watch Avatar with my mom.

John and I did indeed visit his work, and then hunger stuck and a large serving of Sushi was in order. We went to simply sushi and spent too much money and learned more about each other than necessary. Afterward we went to Sam Wells book store, and a mini mart, picked up drinks and sat out front of shogun and talked, and by talked I mean held each other tight screaming crying and making a scene, because it sounded like it was a requirement at the time.

"I'm going off to war to serve my people!"
"Why would you leave me like this!?! You should have just kept your job at best buy!"
"Screw Best Buy, War is here, and its calling my name!"
"Oh no john you can't go, what ever shall I do?!"


And so on. We then walked the streets in the general direction of coffee break because I had arranged to meet up with Tony and Marcus there, but of course we got side tracked, John threw up, We laid in a parking lot, we were Madonna for 15 seconds.
Eventually we made it to our destination to meet up with Tony Marcus, and an old friend named Devi.

We sat around joked and went out back and played with flo toys and glow gloves. John and I realized it was drawing close to time to go so marcus myself and john rushed to catch the last bus, and headed home.



Marcus and myself stumbled over to Village Inn and I drew a stripper whore thing, with highly confused looking hair, and we hung out with aldo for about an hour when he got off work.

Now I am home and bed sounds like bliss. I have to work in 5 hours. Go me.

Oh and here is my racist song~!


7/22/10

( X Tattoo



On my last day in Seattle with Zio, we wanted to hang with Graz so we went with Graz to the tattoo shop and agreed to wait while he got his robot filled in.

We picked him up at his work. He works for Starbucks, but he works at like central Starbucks lol as a call rep.
he works here.
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I called ahead and set up an appointment for the same time, to get my neck piece done.

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I made the appointment with John, he had some awesome dreads ~

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It was a really awesome place, the whole upstairs of a loft was all this tattoo parlors.

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Placing it in the right spot, we moved it about three times.


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I sat in with graz getting his tattoo shaded as well.

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Zio got his ears pierced as well.


After that we went to this place called the metro and not gunna lie, I would wear that fkn store, absolutely everything in there I loved. Ugh~
So I bought this shirt.

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Distracting, I know.

Well, then we went to Graz's other work and I bought a coheed shirt, and then we met up with Jamie and we all went out to eat at Jup Jup Jup, It was uber awesome thai food.

Good day it was.





Hospitals and Porn



As for porn we saw the intern and that was really gay, literally, and some other one that was really lesbian and really bad until the red head came in.

Then we all got interested and I put it in slow mo making it better, and then we heard the car door of my parents vehicle slam and we all shot out of our seat screaming and running, My mom walked in and saw me running and I then fel to the floor and laughed hysterically, along with everyone else in the room.

I then offered my mom some tuna salad, because I was eating it while watching lesbian porn, and she had no idea, turned down my offer and we all laughed more, I am pretty sure I am missing a lung now.

Whew What a day.



7/12/10

this morning on my zio trip

Went to the beach this morning, at 3am zio looks over at me and is like, "wanna go to the beach?" and im in a daze and say okay. he says right now? ...okay. So off we went on one of the most bullshitretardedawesome things I have done in a while, I got to drive his car through really windy roads in the Forrest out to the ocean, and a sea town and then to a cafe that didn't serve chowder and Zio is still offended. lol. Then went shopping in Portland after the drive that almost killed us and took almost 5 hours, Zio bought me a ring I heavily protested and I bought a really fkn awesome bag~! awesome morning.

4/29/10

Lesbian Brawl

So the other night I went to Club Pure with Rob, Holly, britney and some other bitches right?
And you know it was a good night at the club.
All well and dandy, untill while we were dancing some chick comes up and kisses britneys girlfriend. And I look over like aawww shit.
So brit and her gf get in a whole fight, and robby's like hunny if your gunna cheat on someone do it when their not standing right there.Lol!
So were all in the bathroom later on and the chick who kissed brits gf walks in, and Brit walks over to her and is like hey. and then punches her in the face~!
Were like oh shit!
We all split and brit eventually meets up with us out in the courtyard and were all smoking and talking with this kid whos too gay to function, and is showing off like a mutha fuck.
So, the night carries on me and rob and holly go dance, holly of course who cant dance, lol It made me giggle how we had to dance around her.

So holly sees her ex gf sometime in the night and gets all emo, all the while im ignoring the bunch and talking to some black chick who wont stfu about my hair.

Me robby and holly are like lets go to the car to get a drink and then come back, so on our way to the car this random chick points me out and is like "Hey I think I know you~!"

and Im like oh really?
and shes like yeah I have you on my myspace your that para chick. The photographer!
and im like yeah that would be me, so she goes on "I love your work."
Im like thanks and like trying to keep walking "okay well im gunna go now, maybe I'll see you inside."
I respond to her.
We get to the car have a shot of our sailor jerry's
and make our way back to the club.

We go back to the smokers pit and some really tall girl with elaborate makeup approaches me and begins on
"Are you a photographer?"

I turn to her, Yes mam I am.

Shes like "HEY I know you!"

Im like this is possible.

All the while I have no freaking clue who these people are. O.o

So she tells me shes in school for cosmetics and she wants to collaborate with me and im like uh yeah sure.
I was not really the most sober as I should have been when agreeing to that.
ah well.

So I talk to her for a while and eventually trail off to meet back up with robyn and holly and brits gf is talking to this really pretty guy and hes falling all over himself.

And I waltz into the conversation.
"yeha sure me too."
Like I usually start convo's with people.
attempting to vaugely agree.

So he turns to me and stops dead in his tracks and is like "You are uh wow. love the hair love the outfit love everything you are just so pretty wow."

and im like thank you.

Robby walks up.

"and oh wow is this your gf?"

Robby- " yes yes I am."

me- Uhhh.
He looks to robyn and touches her extentions.
"you are wow just as amazing, long hair wow, you two make a beautiful couple."

Robyns like I know.

I died. XD

So robyn turns to me and is like I want a coffee.
and im like oh yeah me too, lets leave early and go get coffee.

So we all get ready to go find holly brit and her gf. whew, all of them who were arguing about something, robyn and I ignoring it.

So we head out to our car.
and me and rpbyn make it get inside and look back and notice the rest of us are missing.

WE pull out and drive down the street a little and park noticing our friends have not multiplied and we have no idea whats going on.

So we get out and here we see holly's ex gf, 3 of her friends, an asian named Jade and her friend.
and im like uhh.
and brit and her gf are all up in this chicks grill.

and holly is arguing with them all and im like oh shit, and bobbys like oh damn.

and we caught it on VIDEO!!


(video will be up shortly)



yeah well pretty much all that happened, and it was fkn hilarious !

I have not laughed so hard in forever, I just wanted some coffee.
fuck.

So by the time all that ended coffee was closed.

so we had to leave, god damn.

So we FINALLY get all the girls in the car, after holly whining she lost her gauges and brit screaming she broke her ankle.

I just had to laugh cuz they were over it done, and hugging in fact after just fighting and the nthe random mexican bitch who nobody knew had to come out of no where and swing a punch and BLAM there ya go a 16 girl lesbian fight.

now lesbians they fight differrent than any other race (lol)

They fight till someone is unconcious, bleeding, or they get pulled appart by a friend.

mmm.
pretty much none of that happened enough this night so it went on for a while.
untill everyone felt that was enough and hugging was appropriate.

No really i have no idea who the mexi chick was and just came in swingin.

all the while trying to get all these bitches to get in the damn car, it also does not help almost all of them were intoxicated.

especially the camera man.
lol

so we finally get in the car and drive away, and im like fuck that. and down the last of the sailor jerrys, and i feel it in no time flat.

from that point on I remember picking up marcus who had to sit on me cuz there was no room, getting on a free way listening to everyone scream about how crazy that shit was, and then magically there was a time warp and I was at a mc donalds holding a snack wrap and like choking on it.

it was amazing.

then I was home, and then I was out.


Good night it was.

4/12/10

Under watch by west jordan police dept.

My ass.




So I went to this awesome park, the one Lydia busted her ankle at cuz shes retarded.
Yeah that one, so we went there, although we didn't have to rush anyone to the emergency room this time, wewt.

Myself, Alice, Marcus and Felisha, all hung out in a castle for about and hour taking photos.
Felisha asked me how to do some band photography because she was asked to do a band photo, So I'm going to start teaching Felisha how to do photography.
We worked on model positioning, I had Felisha pose Alice while I took photos of it all happening lol ^^
Alice would immediately pose, and Felisha like "I cant work with this."

So We hung out at the pavilion and Alice turned on her iphone and made awesome music in which we watched her dance to, it was rather amusing actually.

Then I'm not sure how we got on the subject but we started singing the lion king, and hakuna matata.
I made up my own words and they were brilliant and now I have to do a cover and youtube video.
YES

" I Hakunad your mama, it means no worries for the rest of her days, its no problem see, shes 83~ Hakunna mattata~~"



Good times.
I so need to get a camera, once I do it will be easy sailing and I can start working on cinematography ugh I would kill to be good at that as well <3


Then Alice got on the table and i scream out "POSE!"
and she immediately strikes a pose, and I'm like "change"
and she makes a whole new one, we were like this is photo lingo dammit!

Marcus was very against having his picture taken today but I snapped a few just for giggles.