...Or you can choose not to go to Dees , get burger king and get chased by 9 aggressive hoodlums!
So, katrina wanted to know my life story tonight because a long chain of conversation about Lydia led to it.
Eventualy we got so loud that we had to leave the house because my parents were very upset about our volume level.
So we were like okay lets go to dees get coffee and finish this.
So we head out, to burger king because that sounded a bit more in our budget at the time, we made a hefty order of basically the entire menue and head off to a nice spot to relax in my car eat and speak of my "tragic" life. Or whatev.
Anyway, were sitting there in the car, we already ate and I have this thing, where at night I must point out all human like movement or shadows that move just....cuz I do.
Were sitting behind sears, watching the back side of wal mart and we see 5 teens skipping and making merry across the parking lot to the back of wal mart, they dissapera and I continue with my story, untill about 6 minutes later we see all of them running like a bat out of hell in a stampede our way, were like shit shit oh shit.
So I turn on my car and drive around them and off, then circling around proceeding to ..."stalk" them.
I pull quite a distance away and turn off my headlights and wait, a few moments go by and they dissapear from sight, we drive over to where they went and magically there were 9, all standing around, talking and looking really nervous, we stay where we are and 4 break off from the other 5 and we dont even know what happened to 2 of them, then another 2 run down the back of sears and we see a car drive over there and they dissapear as well.
Shit these kids were ninja.
O_O
I drive around the complex to the other side to a dairy queen where we saw the other 4 standing on the corner.
I stalk a little more and drive around the building all slow once again.
Each time we drive by we get slower and they get more confused.
They walked off, we lost them till they were in front of burger king and we drove by them again, they then walked in a group toward our car all "bad ass" I guess you could say.
We just drove around them in a circle and parked, they walked to the light, and again we stalked.
Waited ofr them to cross, they ended up at mc dees.
anyway alot of stalking later and we were at checker auto just sitting and staring them down, we watched them for about 15 minutes and finally they made a move, oh and btw now they were all somehow all together again and so there was 9.
jesus.
and they ALL have hoodies, and all their hoods were up..
we started to look for a CD we could blair atthem and and as I was looking for a CD they started to walk towards us again as a group, and then started to charge, I acted fast and haulled ass right out of there, they chased us around hella bad, I drove out of mc donalds and they chased us into the street, and I was going 40 and this kid kept up with me for a bit.
IT was scary as fuck.
And the other kid ran right in front of my car, I had to swerve hella bad to avoid him.
These kids got desperate.
It was amazing, we drove down the street a bit and then proceeded to drive back with blairing music to antagonize them, once again we were chased, even in the street.
We did so one more time listening to shakira, they threw snow balls.
The last time listening to handlebars by the flow bots we saw them jumping on an SUV in the parking lot and a boy standing in the street waiting for us. I speed up asthey chased us quite a while down 35th, the suv peeled out and attempted to catch up.
I lost them hella fast.
And now were here and im typing and katie is drawing a very accurate representation of our situation.
So, katrina wanted to know my life story tonight because a long chain of conversation about Lydia led to it.
Eventualy we got so loud that we had to leave the house because my parents were very upset about our volume level.
So we were like okay lets go to dees get coffee and finish this.
So we head out, to burger king because that sounded a bit more in our budget at the time, we made a hefty order of basically the entire menue and head off to a nice spot to relax in my car eat and speak of my "tragic" life. Or whatev.
Anyway, were sitting there in the car, we already ate and I have this thing, where at night I must point out all human like movement or shadows that move just....cuz I do.
Were sitting behind sears, watching the back side of wal mart and we see 5 teens skipping and making merry across the parking lot to the back of wal mart, they dissapera and I continue with my story, untill about 6 minutes later we see all of them running like a bat out of hell in a stampede our way, were like shit shit oh shit.
So I turn on my car and drive around them and off, then circling around proceeding to ..."stalk" them.
I pull quite a distance away and turn off my headlights and wait, a few moments go by and they dissapear from sight, we drive over to where they went and magically there were 9, all standing around, talking and looking really nervous, we stay where we are and 4 break off from the other 5 and we dont even know what happened to 2 of them, then another 2 run down the back of sears and we see a car drive over there and they dissapear as well.
Shit these kids were ninja.
O_O
I drive around the complex to the other side to a dairy queen where we saw the other 4 standing on the corner.
I stalk a little more and drive around the building all slow once again.
Each time we drive by we get slower and they get more confused.
They walked off, we lost them till they were in front of burger king and we drove by them again, they then walked in a group toward our car all "bad ass" I guess you could say.
We just drove around them in a circle and parked, they walked to the light, and again we stalked.
Waited ofr them to cross, they ended up at mc dees.
anyway alot of stalking later and we were at checker auto just sitting and staring them down, we watched them for about 15 minutes and finally they made a move, oh and btw now they were all somehow all together again and so there was 9.
jesus.
and they ALL have hoodies, and all their hoods were up..
we started to look for a CD we could blair atthem and and as I was looking for a CD they started to walk towards us again as a group, and then started to charge, I acted fast and haulled ass right out of there, they chased us around hella bad, I drove out of mc donalds and they chased us into the street, and I was going 40 and this kid kept up with me for a bit.
IT was scary as fuck.
And the other kid ran right in front of my car, I had to swerve hella bad to avoid him.
These kids got desperate.
It was amazing, we drove down the street a bit and then proceeded to drive back with blairing music to antagonize them, once again we were chased, even in the street.
We did so one more time listening to shakira, they threw snow balls.
The last time listening to handlebars by the flow bots we saw them jumping on an SUV in the parking lot and a boy standing in the street waiting for us. I speed up asthey chased us quite a while down 35th, the suv peeled out and attempted to catch up.
I lost them hella fast.
And now were here and im typing and katie is drawing a very accurate representation of our situation.
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