Oh my geeze. So I work at this tax place doing random ass odd jobs for them for 8$ an hour.
And i work pretty much every day.
So today I worked doing marketing, because I have been promoted to marketing director, so I pretty much do all the advertising for this place.
So I now work with this lady named Verda.
Shes an older lady has like 3 kids, and is hella funny.
So her and I have to go around and take this stupid candy cup to the businesses around the area and do 21 and somehow make it last for 5 hours.
o.O?
It literally takes us 20 minutes to get all the way done. So its my job where I get paid to go do, well whatever.
so we went back to my place to watch the inauguration I was GAY EXCITED about Obama being all presidential and stuff.
aww look at his black ass up there.
So after "work" I left and went to play with my best-est lesbian friend
Whitney.
And her Girlfriend who came down here from cali to visit us Jackie.
OMFG I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!
Shes the best thing since a black president.
>.>
So, we went to the myan, which is really just a fancy resturant with shit food that overcharge you simply so you can see awesome cliff divers jump off a really tall cliff inside a really tall place. ^^
Yuh....purdy ghey.
but I love it either way, so we went and sat in front of this place for 2 fucking hours waiting for a table to open up.
jesus.
jebus.
jahosa whata.
i dont even know!
but god it took so long for them to open a damn table for 3.
I mean the place is big enough.
anyway we get in and basically this guys stands atop the cliff and screams about god knows what and tell people to basically jump off this cliff and fall to their death. and instead this hot chick and some mexican jump all graceful with music and shit all amazing.
we all shout wow.
they leave.
the end.
of course untill about 15 minutes later they all dry off and do it all over again.
so i hit on this waitress, and the screaming headress guy, and the bus boy, and the one chick diving, lol pretty much i felt the need to make an ass of myself in this already not to great situation, they got a lawl and i thought to myself lawl you wish. ^^
well my server eventually gave me her # lol hence the recipt below.
It was a basic giggle-snort thing.
ya know?
She was cute.
OH and the guy who screams and wears a headress and with a painted chest.
Yeah.
He came over and chilled with us at our table and talked with us for a bit.
It made my life.
I'm all " You know I've always had a thing for guys and body paint." (sarcastic)
Lol!
It was great stuff.
^-^
So we drive back to whitneys apt all fat and happy.
And
GUESS WHAT?!
MY CAR WAS GONE
I shat bricks, unbelievably large and uncomfortable bricks.
So we call 911, and they look up my plates and holy fucking shit fuck.
It got towed.
FUCKING TOWED!!
mother fucking mother fucker who the fuck im gunna kill a bitch omfgrawrrawr!!1!!1!!stupifbastardshovea nasty boot up his vag!!!!
So apparently these assholes above whitney in the complex, whom have a royal stick up they anus.
Towed my car because I parked in their spot.
Okay now I understand this when its like a repetitive thing.
you knwo most people just left a note.
like plz dotn do it agn k thnx bai.
No.
not these asshole.
not these pricks.
It cost roughly 200$
to get my car back.
!!!( ﾟДﾟ)( ﾟДﾟ)( ﾟДﾟ)( ﾟДﾟ)( ﾟДﾟ)!!!
Oh for the love of -
So I call phil,my dad,mom,brian,911,my dog.
Everyone I knew.
all like
omfgguesswathapenduwontbelieveshitfukimskrewed.
Eventully phil pulled some strings and got the money for me to get my car back, but we had to wait till the next day to get it.
Yeah...
That day was f***ing eventful.
（￣へ￣） hate my life.
And i work pretty much every day.
So today I worked doing marketing, because I have been promoted to marketing director, so I pretty much do all the advertising for this place.
So I now work with this lady named Verda.
Shes an older lady has like 3 kids, and is hella funny.
So her and I have to go around and take this stupid candy cup to the businesses around the area and do 21 and somehow make it last for 5 hours.
o.O?
It literally takes us 20 minutes to get all the way done. So its my job where I get paid to go do, well whatever.
so we went back to my place to watch the inauguration I was GAY EXCITED about Obama being all presidential and stuff.
aww look at his black ass up there.
So after "work" I left and went to play with my best-est lesbian friend
Whitney.
And her Girlfriend who came down here from cali to visit us Jackie.
OMFG I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!
Shes the best thing since a black president.
>.>
So, we went to the myan, which is really just a fancy resturant with shit food that overcharge you simply so you can see awesome cliff divers jump off a really tall cliff inside a really tall place. ^^
Yuh....purdy ghey.
but I love it either way, so we went and sat in front of this place for 2 fucking hours waiting for a table to open up.
jesus.
jebus.
jahosa whata.
i dont even know!
but god it took so long for them to open a damn table for 3.
I mean the place is big enough.
anyway we get in and basically this guys stands atop the cliff and screams about god knows what and tell people to basically jump off this cliff and fall to their death. and instead this hot chick and some mexican jump all graceful with music and shit all amazing.
we all shout wow.
they leave.
the end.
of course untill about 15 minutes later they all dry off and do it all over again.
so i hit on this waitress, and the screaming headress guy, and the bus boy, and the one chick diving, lol pretty much i felt the need to make an ass of myself in this already not to great situation, they got a lawl and i thought to myself lawl you wish. ^^
well my server eventually gave me her # lol hence the recipt below.
It was a basic giggle-snort thing.
ya know?
She was cute.
OH and the guy who screams and wears a headress and with a painted chest.
Yeah.
He came over and chilled with us at our table and talked with us for a bit.
It made my life.
I'm all " You know I've always had a thing for guys and body paint." (sarcastic)
Lol!
It was great stuff.
^-^
So we drive back to whitneys apt all fat and happy.
And
GUESS WHAT?!
MY CAR WAS GONE
I shat bricks, unbelievably large and uncomfortable bricks.
So we call 911, and they look up my plates and holy fucking shit fuck.
It got towed.
FUCKING TOWED!!
mother fucking mother fucker who the fuck im gunna kill a bitch omfgrawrrawr!!1!!1!!stupifbastardshovea nasty boot up his vag!!!!
So apparently these assholes above whitney in the complex, whom have a royal stick up they anus.
Towed my car because I parked in their spot.
Okay now I understand this when its like a repetitive thing.
you knwo most people just left a note.
like plz dotn do it agn k thnx bai.
No.
not these asshole.
not these pricks.
It cost roughly 200$
to get my car back.
!!!( ﾟДﾟ)( ﾟДﾟ)( ﾟДﾟ)( ﾟДﾟ)( ﾟДﾟ)!!!
Oh for the love of -
So I call phil,my dad,mom,brian,911,my dog.
Everyone I knew.
all like
omfgguesswathapenduwontbelieveshitfukimskrewed.
Eventully phil pulled some strings and got the money for me to get my car back, but we had to wait till the next day to get it.
Yeah...
That day was f***ing eventful.
（￣へ￣） hate my life.
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