Piercings and Slurpies

So I was at the DnD game with phil, brian, bishop, harry, Derek, and avalon...the..magnificent?
lol
Anyway!
So I was bored and decided I was hungry, so I asked who wanted to accompany me on my quest for food. and avalon gladly raised her hand and offered to assist me!
So we head out and as Im driving I ask her what shes in the mood for , and she has no idea, sO im like okay, well uhhh....pick something.
and she is unable and says okay well what do you not want?
and Im all "uhhh, greek?"


No wait, I want greek!

lol..
So we started heading down the road, and drove past Aces(a tattoo parlor my friend jeff works at)

and I scream "no i changed my mind!"
We turned into Aces and I randomly decided I wanted one of my piercings back.
So we pull up and my good buddy jeff is just chillin there out front smoking.

We pull up and Im like "hey hey hey motha fuka.~"
We casually greet and I tell him I wantg my lip piercings back, and he gladly agrees to giving it to me for 30$ and well count the other side as a re pierce.
So, I shrug and agree.

We proceed into the parlor and me him and avalon bullshit with eachother for a bit, explaining the tattoo I want to kato.

We go into the back room and I lay back in the chair.

So, Im sitting there and me and avi are talking about the one two three act then they pierce you.
Well, Im all yeah "jeff does the ok breathe, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out and right then he shoves the needle in you, and I totally know what one he does it on, So I expect it."

...asshole.

So I lay down and jeff says. "breathe in."
I breathe in and he shoves it through!!!
FKN ASSHOLE!!

So ive got a needle sticking out of my face and Im cursing him out left and right, "You prick!
Motha fuka, I never loved you!"

Hes well, you said you had me figured out.

I DID!!

Till you did that!!

Jeff: "okay now shut up other side."

Me: I fkn hate you....

Avalon: *giggle*

So he gets the other side all ready and "breathe in, breathe out, breathe in."

So I started laughing cuz I didint know when it was going to happen now. and so he had to wait a sec cuz I couldint stop laughing.

30 sec later.

Jeff: "breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe out.......Breathe in."

Me: "OW MUTHA FUKA I HATE YOU BASTARD NEVER GUNNA DAMNIT!!"

which actually came out more like a mumble of..

"mmooww muthhaaawwooowww hate you mmm astaraaaa damnit."

Thats about how it went.

So all done, looks great.

He says the usual "no noodles, chips, tasty things, bla bla bla bla something something."

me: okay what can I eat?

Jeff: uhh, bla bla bla bla mashed potatoes, bla bla gravy bla bla something something Slurpie.

Slurpie was all I heard.

So we huged and left and went to 711 and got me a blue mountain dew slurpie <3>