Lol So I hung with Katie the other day, and on our way home from errands we were SO hungry, and my mom is all bla bla bla this amazing Italian food I had.
and im all "mom I want you to take into consideration the two starving people in the car right now."
....
So she continued her story.
lol
Then I started talking about scone cutter.
So I'm driving down the freeway and im all"mom you need to help me with that one thing."
and she responds. "you ate all my chocolate."
me and Katie are like what?
What does that have to do with anything?
LOL
and then an awkward silence happened in the car and my mom was all.
"I don't want baggy eyelids."
We laughed big, cuz it was just so random.
She saw a billboard I take it but still.
l.o.l
So we get home and race to the kitchen, Katie makes lasagna, and she made cereal as well.
I sat on the floor in front of my open fridge and attempted to make a salad, as I sat there pouring Catalina dressing on to raw mushrooms.
mmm.
Yay desperation.
SO then I made soup, and that tasted really bland, so im all "I think salt would help this."
and Katie happily agrees.
SO I get5 the salt, and pour half the thing into it.
"mm, its better."
She took individual noodles and put salt on them.
YAY SODIUM!
and Katie all, sodium chloride.
That sounds so much not as appealing as salt.
IM all I wanna say that to someone randomly, or like someone who does not know what the tech word for it is and be all. "you want my sodium chloride."
I picture me giving a bowl or spaghetti to bishop (our large not the brightest black friend.)
and be all like taste it.
So he does and he says whats in it.
I'm like oh noodles red sauce meat things, sodium chloride, and he throws a bitch fit about how I'm trying to poison him.
It could happen.
So Katie withdraws her lasagna from the microwave and I hear her say " this looks like somethings going to jump out of it."
and I look at it and go wow yeah!
the side had this crusty part and she peeled it all off and we called it a dragon.
Well pretty much the lasagna tasted like ass, it was hard as a rock.
I don't understand how Katie can mess up a TV dinner lasagna lol.
its okay.
we put salt on it.
It got better.
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and im all "mom I want you to take into consideration the two starving people in the car right now."
....
So she continued her story.
lol
Then I started talking about scone cutter.
So I'm driving down the freeway and im all"mom you need to help me with that one thing."
and she responds. "you ate all my chocolate."
me and Katie are like what?
What does that have to do with anything?
LOL
and then an awkward silence happened in the car and my mom was all.
"I don't want baggy eyelids."
We laughed big, cuz it was just so random.
She saw a billboard I take it but still.
l.o.l
So we get home and race to the kitchen, Katie makes lasagna, and she made cereal as well.
I sat on the floor in front of my open fridge and attempted to make a salad, as I sat there pouring Catalina dressing on to raw mushrooms.
mmm.
Yay desperation.
SO then I made soup, and that tasted really bland, so im all "I think salt would help this."
and Katie happily agrees.
SO I get5 the salt, and pour half the thing into it.
"mm, its better."
She took individual noodles and put salt on them.
YAY SODIUM!
and Katie all, sodium chloride.
That sounds so much not as appealing as salt.
IM all I wanna say that to someone randomly, or like someone who does not know what the tech word for it is and be all. "you want my sodium chloride."
I picture me giving a bowl or spaghetti to bishop (our large not the brightest black friend.)
and be all like taste it.
So he does and he says whats in it.
I'm like oh noodles red sauce meat things, sodium chloride, and he throws a bitch fit about how I'm trying to poison him.
It could happen.
So Katie withdraws her lasagna from the microwave and I hear her say " this looks like somethings going to jump out of it."
and I look at it and go wow yeah!
the side had this crusty part and she peeled it all off and we called it a dragon.
Well pretty much the lasagna tasted like ass, it was hard as a rock.
I don't understand how Katie can mess up a TV dinner lasagna lol.
its okay.
we put salt on it.
It got better.
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