4/11/09

Oh my traffic lady!

SO I was driving to Rebbecca's the other day and I was speeding in a school zone.

well, I mean I am usually going about 10 over at like all times, but yeah so the lights were flashing and everything.

and I'm just moseying down the road singing.

"I'm so happy cuz I'm a gummy bear, gummy bear!"

and this woman the crossing walk lady she had her ghetto orange vest on and stop sign in hand with pure white hair, this woman had to be like 80.

I'm speeding by and she looks at me and points.

now this is not just any point.

This is like "burn the witch!" kind of point.

She scowls at me as well, the worst face I have ever seen, I swear this lady was fuckin cursing me.

She pointed right at me as I drove by.

Now, in a moments notice I responded as any upright citizen would.

"Position A!"

for those who don't know what that means.

Its a thumbs up with the most excited face you can possibly pull.

We had a moment there.

That angry cross walk woman and I.

and it was beautiful.

Then after that breif moment had passed, I laughed my ass off all the way to beca's.

<3




1 comment:

  1. That happened to me too actually... but we had a 3 second staredown. Fuck the road, she and I locked eyes in deadly stare combat.

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