Zoo Tycoon!

So Today I wake up and katie calls AGAIN!
and I wake up and am like *sniffle*
Yeah?
Katie: You commin?
Me: To what?
Katie: The zoo, remember?
me: ......
Katie: I take that as a no?
Me: *sigh* MOM!! .........mmaaawwwmmm!! Hold on katie.
Katie: *waits*
Mom: what do you want?
Me: MAAWM I WANNA GO TO THE ZOO AND SEE THE GIRAFFES!!
Mom: ask your father.
Me: awww....*sigh* Daaaaad!!
Dad: wtf you want. -.-
Me: ...*large intake of breath* DaddyIwannagoseethegiraffesandkatieinvitedmetothezoo,
andIreallywannagobutIhaznomoneypleasewillyoupayandorgivemethemoneyIllbeyourbestfriendK THANX BAI
Dad: what?
Me: can I go to the zoo to see the giraffe?!
Dad: damnit dana bla bla money bla bla were poor, bla bla *hands me 10 dollars*
Me: YAY!
Katie: *still waiting.*
Me: okay get me in 15 minutes.


So katie came over and we drove to the baby shower for sherlie whom is her sister and we were like yay and stuff and penny madeus sammiches and let us go to the zoo with her daughter and me and katie, so pretty much bla bla bla we get lost of course.

OH! and on the way up we drove next to this guy with dogs in his car and we harassed him.

and by that I mean drive next to him for an obnoxiously long time screaming.
"awww, puppy!, puppy, aww, Its so cute, I luv you, so cute, puppy yay, awww, its looking, aww, its panting, aww its breathing, aww, puppy."

He sped off pretty fast after about 20 minutes of 5 red lights lol.

So we get to the zoo and pretty much we do that zoo thing.

Oh and btw , Katie is afraid of birds.

and I find this amazingly funny, so she feeds the turkeys and is all
"help help help!"

I lolled.
Those fuckers were gonna attack!
j.k

I have lots of video and photos of the zoo, look at them and be gay excited. ^^


I took a photo of a bat

Owl.

KITTY!

We have no idea what was going on.



Katie Turtle!



Wewt Gift Shop!
This girl is amazing


*giggle*
Froggy Hat!


Katie Crocodile

Timmy Terrified

new sticker <3

Rubios Bathroom?

Sticker me.

So when Graz came down here to utah to visit he brought stickers with him, and he had some pro printed ones and some that peaked my interest that were simple ones he drew.

Using simple mail stamps.
He turned boring USPS into epic FTW.

So I wanted to make them as well since they dont have enough graffiti out here or vandalism.
I made a few and hopefull you will start seeing them along with his around utah.
Actually Graz andI have already posted a bunch of his around downtown SLC.
Few hot spots to check.

The Pie: In the girls bathroom, boys bathroom, black pole outside.

Coffee Break: parking garage, pole out front.

^.^

Theres more if you just look.

well anyway I decided ill make my own as well and tag magna <3 >

This death bunny whom you will see often whom I call Hungry Harold

Commercial of the week

Well thats a pretty lame thing

So, I was thinking about it, and mom madea great point.
She told me I should be doing more face modeling, and now that I got a ring, it kind of ruins that whole idea.

She hates that theres two.
and I almost dislike the whole 2 idea.
So Im debating getting rid of one and keeping just one.
Simply because one is feminine, two is kind of pushing it.
Id do one single ring and put in a horse shoe.
Cuz I like those <3

Although I cannot decide what side to take out.
*sigh*

It kills me.

But I really dont want to be denied jobs, shoots, other oppertunities because I have face piercings.

*dies*

How lame.

Mommy Please Dont cry

It pains me so much to see my mother cry.
That pitiful face she gets when she hears a heartbreaking story, holds a photo of her mother, hears a song that reminds her of her father.

Today I saw that look.
I hate that look.
Because every time I see it, there's nothing I can do.

She came down to me today and told me Josephine is sick.
Josephine is my mommy's rat.
It keeps her company at night when my father wont.
She takes care of it when she cant do so for me.
She tells me her mousie is sick and looks at me with those puppy dog eyes.
I look down to Josephine and pick her up then lay her on the bed and press aginst her with my fingertips.

She moves with my hand, no resistance at all.
I try again and a slight resistance.
You know their going when they have no will to stand.
The sad look they get, the crust around their eyes.
Josephine looks like that right now....
And mom looks about the same....
She is getting worse.
I know she is.
Dad is worried about loosing her.
And I know if he does, he will be quick to follow.

Its a difficult thing to swallow.

She held Josephine close and looked at me.

"no..no Dana, I don't want to loose her... She cant die, please Josephine just stay with me a little longer."

I swallow the lump in my throat.

"Mom there's nothing you can do about it, Its a wonder she lasted this long."

"Shes to little to die, shes to young to leave me."

I don't know how to respond.

"Just, keep her company, okay? Just...Hold her till its over."

Mom nodded and walked slowly up the stairs with tears down her pale cheeks.

I'm sorry mom.

I wish there was more I could do.

Derby Girls Mascot?

So I have been asked to be the official mascot for the Salt lake city derby girls.
And in specific the sisters of no mercy want me on their team as their announcer/mascot.

So pretty much I get that whole department to do whatever the fuck I want with it.

I get to wear a cute nun outfit with short skirt and crosses all over me.
<3
I'm pretty excited.

Ill update more on that subject when I get more info.

Piercings and Slurpies

So I was at the DnD game with phil, brian, bishop, harry, Derek, and avalon...the..magnificent?
lol
Anyway!
So I was bored and decided I was hungry, so I asked who wanted to accompany me on my quest for food. and avalon gladly raised her hand and offered to assist me!
So we head out and as Im driving I ask her what shes in the mood for , and she has no idea, sO im like okay, well uhhh....pick something.
and she is unable and says okay well what do you not want?
and Im all "uhhh, greek?"


No wait, I want greek!

lol..
So we started heading down the road, and drove past Aces(a tattoo parlor my friend jeff works at)

and I scream "no i changed my mind!"
We turned into Aces and I randomly decided I wanted one of my piercings back.
So we pull up and my good buddy jeff is just chillin there out front smoking.

We pull up and Im like "hey hey hey motha fuka.~"
We casually greet and I tell him I wantg my lip piercings back, and he gladly agrees to giving it to me for 30$ and well count the other side as a re pierce.
So, I shrug and agree.

We proceed into the parlor and me him and avalon bullshit with eachother for a bit, explaining the tattoo I want to kato.

We go into the back room and I lay back in the chair.

So, Im sitting there and me and avi are talking about the one two three act then they pierce you.
Well, Im all yeah "jeff does the ok breathe, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out and right then he shoves the needle in you, and I totally know what one he does it on, So I expect it."

...asshole.

So I lay down and jeff says. "breathe in."
I breathe in and he shoves it through!!!
FKN ASSHOLE!!

So ive got a needle sticking out of my face and Im cursing him out left and right, "You prick!
Motha fuka, I never loved you!"

Hes well, you said you had me figured out.

I DID!!

Till you did that!!

Jeff: "okay now shut up other side."

Me: I fkn hate you....

Avalon: *giggle*

So he gets the other side all ready and "breathe in, breathe out, breathe in."

So I started laughing cuz I didint know when it was going to happen now. and so he had to wait a sec cuz I couldint stop laughing.

30 sec later.

Jeff: "breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe out.......Breathe in."

Me: "OW MUTHA FUKA I HATE YOU BASTARD NEVER GUNNA DAMNIT!!"

which actually came out more like a mumble of..

"mmooww muthhaaawwooowww hate you mmm astaraaaa damnit."

Thats about how it went.

So all done, looks great.

He says the usual "no noodles, chips, tasty things, bla bla bla bla something something."

me: okay what can I eat?

Jeff: uhh, bla bla bla bla mashed potatoes, bla bla gravy bla bla something something Slurpie.

Slurpie was all I heard.

So we huged and left and went to 711 and got me a blue mountain dew slurpie <3>

Taylor Andrews and Katrina

So today katie wakes me up and is all "dana dana is the thing today?"

I wake up and check my scheduler and OMG yes!
It is today!

I have a VERY important appointment with the styling heads of Taylor Andrews school of cosmetology.

So katrina skips some school heads to my house, I have her put on a bit of cover up.
That didint matter anyway cuz she washed it off -.-
*sigh*
That girl is so difficult.

But anyway!
So freaking, we head out and its in Orem and I have 30 minutes to get there.

I basically broke every driving rule you could think of and made it there only 10 minutes late.
Oh thank god.

So we go in and the place is absolutely drop dead gorgeous.
The most beautiful studio I have ever seen.
The woman at the desk was radiant.
She leads us to this back room where about 13 beautiful ladies sit before us and hand us both a model sheet.

I have Katrina fill it out we stress a bit because we forgot to take Katrina's measurements.
So they told us not to worry to much about that.

A girl before us was asked up to do her model walk and headshot.

I tell Katrina to watch closely and correct on herself what this girl messes up.
The girl was very uncomfortable, you could tell she was not well informed as to what to do for a model go see.

I told Katie "keep your chin parallele to the floor you hear me? Stay confident."

So she heads up to the women before us and they ask her to walk.
Katie immediately tenses up and starts to giggle.
Im like "shit shit no no no."

She starts off great walk was smooth, the end pose was great unfortunately she did not show it direct to the model directors....*sigh* another point taken off.

She turns and on her walk back im like good good and she laughs.
*slaps forehead*

They do a headshot of her and she retriets quickly to me.

I tell the women thank you.
And they ask If I was trying out.
I replied oh no, Im just the photographer.

And they all said they would love to see me walk, they were very interested in my look.

So I stood before them and said jokingly, "okay haha you want to see my magical walk."

I then proceeded to walk across the room full of charisma, arms to my sides and then upon my hips moving the curve of my body. turning to them to pose, keeping a smile, Did not giggle.
They then took my headshot, and lucky me I practiced this shit all before, I did just the right face since I calculated the camera and the angle before she shot it, to make sure I got the best lighting in the room.

The woman looked at the photo and said "wow, great."

I then proceeded back to katrina, and thanked all the ladies.
Handed in my model sheet and we walked out.

We got in the car and katies all " great dana got the part and I didint."
Im like "no no, you did fine. i only wish you dressed for the part."

We conversed about it and were all crossing ourfingers at least one of us gets it.

Or I hopefully at least get to do the photography.

So I went home and looked into just what fashion show they were talking about.

and HOLY SHIT.

Its the 6th anual next dimension hair and fashion show.

Thats a HUGE deal.

Like hella big .
You get in there you have a huge boost on your resume.
So then im all "DO WANT!"

<3

Pretty much.

I offered to do photography for them for free.
^^
Im pretty sure they will take the offer.
and in doing so YES!!

Drama with underminded cosplayers

LMFAO!!!
So someone today said so you remember that one time randy came over and DECIDED his classmates are dead.

And I LOLLED HARDER THAN EVUR!!


now this is funny as shit simply because, sometimes I swear to god this kid, is a pathological liar.
and I am never going to understand it.


So the other night I'm just chillin and whit tells me of a hatemail she recieved and bla bla some random bitch sent her shit bout XDCDX and Im like omg I dont fkn care.

Anything regarding them is pretty much asinine and not nessicary to the advancment of my life.
therefore I dont care.

So I send hate mail back to the hoe saying if she has a problem with hearing about whitney she should tell the people talking about her.

I mean isint that the most obvious plan of action?
Well apparently not.

so it turns into this whole fit.
and I eventually take it to randy explaining him to fuck off about xdcdx and whitney.
Pick a side or drop the act.

He went into xdcdx to sabatoge them for whitney origionally and Im like k whatever.
and then he told whit a bunch of shit about them but then goes to them and bitches about her.

Its just pretty much a load of shit.
So I steped in told him to drop it.
Told whit to drop it.
Told them to drop it.

and hes all bla bla they said stay away from them at AO

and I said no.
They talk to me.
I talk back.
They look at me, I look back.
Im not going to let them rule the fucking universe.
They are not worth that to me.
I will do as I wish when I wish to.
I'm truly sick of that shit, burry the hatchet.
Sides,
last year I kept my mouth shut and they tried to get me arrested.
Not doing that again.
It ruined my con and I stayed in my hotel room.
NOT THIS YEAR.
They fuck with me.
I fuck with them.
Thats it, and how it will be.
They want to bitch?
Ill give them a REAL reason to bitch about.

-.-


and lol at the opening to this post though.
<3

Jizzed in my pants on a boat with tea

My favorite 3 songs right now. <33

Katy Perry Concert

So whitney got my my birthday present!

and i was all sorts of gay excited.
It was katy perry tickets!
Im like weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
And stuff.

So we go and that specific day I decided to wear big hair.
and I mean like helluh big.



I loved it.

Katy was just as great sounding on stage as she is on radio.
If not better.
I was super excited like the whole time.
so we go to the venue and were standing in line and these people behind us were like so offended with my hair.
I luled alot.
We froze our damn asses off out there!
finally got in and some gay guy was all
"i love your hair, you look cute, im so fkn drunk."

So we get in
and were like front row to the stage, well were standing.
but like were so close we could grab katy and pull her down.
it awesome.
She was funny.
and had quite the fashion statment.
as usual.

**edit l8er*

Commercial of the week

Masquerave