Ten Rules To Being Human

1.	You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period.
2.	You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life."
3.	There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work."
4.	Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson.
5.	Learning lessons does not end. There's no part of life that doesn't contain its lessons. If you're alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned.
6.	"There" is no better a place than "here." When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here."
7.	Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.
8.	What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.
9.	Your answers lie within you. The answers to life's questions lie within you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust.
10.	You will forget all this.

Oh My Twilight

So today I watched E hollywood and saw freakin twilight all day.
Kill me.
So I was like okay fine STFU
So marcus and I decided to sit down and watch twilight.
O how it felt so long, Good lord the acting was difficult to swallow and so non believeable.
the constant pausing and I pretty much feel the director should be shot in the face for killing and making the oooh im a vamp scene so anti climactic it made my snake slithering from one end of the cage to the other seem like a bawling and exciting relay race with a midget and a jack rabbit.

Pretty much.
I'm offended.

Offended at a pop culture that could be better realized in about 300 anime with the same storyline and a more suav love interest.

Offended at the awful photoshop jobs

Offended at how pale everyone is, how if your not deathly sick in that movie than your a vamp.

Offended at Bellas slow motion hair flip classroom entry scene.

and mildly turned on by Alice's intense leg lifts on the ball field.


otherwise the movie was an hour or so of my life I would gladly take back.

although.

pain and awful endurance from twilight aside.
New moon, seems to have a shread of hope within and a slight chance of being worth watching.

The trailer for New Moon was realeased and I was interested.

Points the trailer earned with me

10 points New Director

20 points Jacobs haircut

45 points Edwards barely in it

66 points A budget

-12 points that I hear about it every 4.3 minutes of my life for the past month.

Overall I think I'll take the time out of my life to go check out New Moon.

SO tonight on a random whim we attempted to go see the midnight showing, pulling into the theater then remembering that 103 kiss FM was doing a midnight showing of the movie and rented out a whole theater, go figure, It was the one theater we choose, we walked up to the theater to see ah what a surprise, everything in the whole theater was sold out, and about 50 twilight fans sitting in the lobby.

We shot out of there like a bat out of hell.

Upset and mildly offended, we went to subway.

Fml.

Ill probably see new moon tomorrow, before I can give an updated view on my twilight annoyance.

Till then peace.

Subway Man

At subway today upon ordering a 5 dollar foot long for marcus and I, the man working behind the counter became oddly interested in my crown wearing gogo boot sporting self, and we became great friends.
And by great friends I mean we scared the shit out of him with Utah stories and he returned the favor in showing us his false leg.

He refused to tell us as to how he lost his leg, but im just guessing freak pogo sticking accident.

Upon our long 2 and a half our talk in between customers we covered strong issues like walmart, mormons and pedophilia.
It was a very insightful 2 or so hours for both party's I think.

I quite enjoyed my sammich and Cheetos tonight, and I wish upon more visits with such intriuging people as tonight.

Huka??

So the other night me and some friends went to the huka bar, and oh my lord It was so loud and just crazy I was going to shit myself.

O____O!

We got watermelon huka.

omfg and erlier in the night we tried to huka in my car!

Epic fail.

We had to totally guyver that shit!

I lawled so big.

also, btw halloween was, eventful.

HAHA

but thats a whooooooooooooooollle nother story,

anyway idk how i feel about the huka bar its to loud, you cant enjoy huka like that, you need good conversation, and that place you cannot conversate for a damn.

anyway I just wanted to complain about that haha toodles

oh my wally world

So I got the job in meridian and oh my lawl, this wally world is fucking nuts!!! Its rapist nuts!

I started work on halloween, HALLOWEEN have you any idea what a bad day that is to start a job, now i have no idea what my supervisors look like unless their in scarecrow costumes, hahaha.

^-^

Today they had a sale like a clearing out sale of halloween stuff, everything halloween sold for 10 cents.

TEN CENTS!

holy shit christ!

I was stoked.

I now own 21 wigs, 6 costumes, 50 glowsticks, and other shit I dont need.

but its okay it was under 10 dollars!

Fucking flying M is playing some ghetto ass music. ^-^

Oh and im pissed they want me to dye my hair, but its amazing right now its white and blue, I Sooooooooooo dont wanna dye this out, so imma petition around it or something.

rawr!