Day 2 12 19 09 hours 10am - 7am

So on the 19th I woke up to a phone call from my parents and It was

my dad asking me if I wanted to go see Avatar with them for daddys

birthday. I agree and get up from phi's and leave his place at

around 10, so hurray only like 2 hours of sleep...heh if that.
So I get to my parents house and they are already in their car ready

to go, btw I looked like hell.
I looked like as if hell took a shit on my face and by that I mean

beat in the face by hell, and by that i mean FML.
So we get to the theater and were early, helluh early, so we go

inside and wait for like 20 minuts for anything to even be ready

with some other guy who was doing the same.
we conversated with him a while and finally got our tickets, hm we

saw it in 3D!!

So pretty much I had barely slept that night.
So we get into the theater and when the previews started, My ass was

out like a light.
I missed whatever happened up untill the cripple meets the cat

bitch.

otherwise no idea how that movie started.

It was awesome for what I saw, A good thrill ride indeed.
Daddy really liked it and so did mom.

Shes so cute when she gets excited about movies and video games

hehe.

So afterwards we went out to eat, well by that I mean to this

bakery.

So in utah theres this place called kiwi bakery and I used to go as

a little girl but they closed down for many years and just recently

decided to re open.
So I was stoked to go.

We got there and I got a cream puff thing and daddy ordered the

baked fish and chips for the family.
I love that stuff, its like if sex was a fish.
and not a lesbian.
Its pretty much great.

heres us in the bakery.



So after that we went home and ate afterward I went over to Chris's
and we dinked around on the computer for a while and talked with Robyn and junk.
We found magnets on the fridge and was like oooh fun stuff and I

knelled and was playing with a drawing board and stood up and hit my

head on Chris's elbow and BAM instant headache.
As I always have when hit in the head.
Its an annoying problem I know.
I walked over to Chris's room and passed out for a few hours to rid

the headache.

I woke up that night and saw chris online doing whatever.

and said we should go out and do something, lets go fake it.

So we jumped in my car and off we went to wherever we were going.
we then drove passed this cemetery having some luminary festival and

it looked way exciting.
So we pulled over and took some photos.


We tested the light and then decided we needed a model.
so we called katrina, no answer.
called lydia.
no answer.

So we said well shit..... and I was like uhh lets go out on a limb

and call angel.

Whom I had already made peace with we texted eachother often while I

was in boise so I was not too worried about asking her to come out,

just a matter of was she willing to.

So we call her and shes like yeah sure I just need to shower and ill

come out.

So we dinked around more and while waiting we called kah-C and

Chino.

I love those two so much~!

I picked up chino and told kah-c to meet me at the hunter library

and we got her from there, we then went back to the cemetery and

took a few shots while waiting for angel.





Finally angel calls back and we go pick her up as well.
I tell her to put on a prom dress, and we then go get kah-c's prom

dress and It looked amazing.

I loved kah-c's dress It was so pretty~! she looks so good.

So we went back to the cemetery and took more photos.


One shot of which we took a bag and Chris lit it on fire and the shot

was brilliant untill Kah-C's dress caught fire lololol~!
I fell to the snow and laughed so hard, while chino and chris were

putting it out I was just rolling.

heres the shot totally worth the fire.


So then we got bored of the cemetery.
and by that I mean scared someone called the cops haha.
So we went to the mortuary and took more photos near a big beautiful tree.

She was very hetero in one


and highly lez in the other hahaha...poor chino



I think i rofl'ed at least 2 more times there as well.

We drove over to game star and took some shots of chino hes so cute.





Destination downtown magna now, I love taking photos there. I just adore that place in general.

So we found a circle of trees lit by a bunch of Christmas lights, they were so pretty we took a whole mess of shots there, in which I kept making the girls take off their jackets and they hated me for it cuz it was cold.
Chris made a great coat rack.

It was beautiful, it looked way more incredible in person, I need to practice low light photography.


So we made it to the magna downtown strip and took a shot of the fence, It was so intense!!
these little icicles were forming all over everything, It was absolutely beautiful.





wish I had a macro lens then ugh Id kill for a macro lens.

So we got back in the car and everyone was like bitch go to dees.

So we went to dees.
We get there anhd got a big booth and in the corner there was this ugly ass boy in the corner wearing a naruto headband and ya know i have seen this kid go into dees every time i have gone so far lately, maybe they are the new regulars.
ghay
their ugly
dees deserves hotter regulars!!

hah anyway.
so i called him a narutard. and angels all loud is like "WHATS A NARUTARD?!"

and im like shhh shut your whore mouth!
she was so upset she didint know what it was.
all the while the whole table kept staring at us and giving evil dirty looks.

So chino buys cheese fries, chris gets a drink, kah-c gets cheese fries to share with me and angel get a huge ass fucking brownie.
with like a tub of fudge.
I was like your sooooo obese~!

it was way funny to watch im like shit girl the fat kid just got a soda! whats wrong with you?

so we sat and made fun of eachother a while and talked about god knows what, I just know at some point in time kah-c was like "stfu dana we all know you have been ridin like a bus route."

and we laughed so hard, she later confessed it was from a song.
minus 15 points.
she coulda just went with it.

haha

we drove everyone back and it was a pretty good night.

Me and chris got back to his house after droping off chino and kah-c and angel.

me and chris were sooo tired, we layed on his bed and I attempted to play gaia, for god knows why, and I decided to get on the jigsaw puzzle, and I was so tired, I could not play it for the life of me. I played it like a blind kid in a relay race.
then passed out like the blind kid did from exaustion due to playing a relay race with a boulder.

pretty much .

that was my day/ night.

Back in utah hours 9-8am

-----night 1

So I woke up one morning and got a phone call from my mom saying I

should come home, and that I should give up on living in boise and

that they wanted to see me for chirstmas.
I quickly responded no, and went along with what I was doing.
I pulled out my application for school and filled it out then

noticing I needed a few letters of recomend from adults in my life,

SO I call mom back and tell her to write me a letter and that I am

spur of the moment going down to utah to see mom for christmas.
I pack up and go upstairs and tell Elizibeth that I will be leaving

for a week or so and I'll be back. I give her 100$ for rent and

Leave.
I still owe her more, but Im hoping I can get that.... well when I

can.

So I talk to chris on the phone most of the way through up untill

about mountain home or so and then Im on my own.
It was a pretty quiet drive up untill about tremonton where I was

driving behind a truck carrying crates and one of the crates decided

to fall off the back of the truck, and right at me in fog.
I swerve out of the way and the semi behind me took the hit, I

slowed down a while and eventually caught back up to the semi, that

now had a huge 2 by four in the passenger side of his wind shield.
I was llike damn, good thing marcus didint come.
he woulda helluh died.

I call a few of my friends and tell them to meet me at coffee break

at 12 and that I would be there then.
I arrive around 9ish and Go spend some time with my mom, haha even

before actually arriving to my house I stoped at chris's and picked

him up.

I called my mom when i was in twin falls and told her to go get me

bleach, because my hair looked like dick and needed a fix.

So pretty much the second I got home chris and I began dying my hair

as my mom played persona 3 on the couch of the living room.

SO my hair went from this

to this


Then off to coffee break to meet up with friends.
Chris and I arrived to see robyn and kirsty in the parking lot, bla

bla hug hug stuff stuff, we went inside and sat on the couches and

talked for about 2 hours, took photos, hit on robyn and cookie, and

had a blasty blast.



Oh and texted my ex, with lots of lulz.
he tells me "dont think of me"
I say "No worries I dont. Although I think fondly of you when I see

a mentally challenged socially akward obese teen wackin it to wow."

So robby eventually had to leave cuz she had work in the morning and

as offended as I was, I had to let er go.
haha.
We headed off to our next destination, all the while I get texts

from Alex saying he wants to see me.

So I ask where he moved to and we make our way to his appartment.
We stood on the balcony and smoked a while and talked, and he showed

us his bong collection.


as well as feed me some really good thing and i liked it.
haha
it was a granola bar wtf you thinkin.


and in his apartment he has the most awesome old school microwave.



that kat is so cool.
he rolls left.




We had a kick ass time with alex, so kick ass indeed he recorded me

a new cell phone ring tone, it sounds liek this "nts nts *ugly

gurgle noise* nts nts *ugly gurgle noise* Answer ya phone nigger~!"

I luved it. Its still my ring tone. Its ugly and amazing, just wish

he made the murlock noise, oh wait I think he did.

well so then he got tired and weleft.

We went to wal mart and visited phil for just a few minutes.

although on our way to wal mart was not that simple....
So there I am stoped at a light minding my own buisness and the

light turns green and I continue to turn left and just as im about

to turn into wal mart chris screams keep goin!!! keep going dont go

in this way!! keep goin!!
Im like shit fuck what what what!!!
He says "I looked over and this guy in the other car was all thug

about life and holding his wheel all pimp and ugly so I decided to

mock him all rude and fat, he gave me the look of a lifetime, and by

lifetime I mean the look of a thousand beatings!"

So I take the Looong way to walmart,
we turn in and chris is like "omg I think i see his car!"

Im like what no you dont hes like "aw shiiiiittt hes hiding between

the lanes!! turn turn !! go right!! okay park over ther!!! over

THERE!!"

So I do so and we get out of the car and I start walking toward the

front exit.

"no no dont go that way go around!!"

So I follow chris on an epic mission impossible.....mission?

and we run around the building like waaay out of the way, looking

out for the guy with the "evil hat" lol.

All the while since like 2 miles down the road ago, I had been

trying to explain to chris this scene in the movie american history

X.

So we would be running and im like "yeah and this black guy goes up

to his truck."

while chris is ignoring me looking out for the evil hat man from

earlier. So were running through walmart up and down the isles.
and Im like chris this is stupid that hat guy is not following us,

and chris is running off and im following him down the isles trying

to catch my breath, and I scream "STOP, just stop stop...stop.."

So he turns to me expectantly...wondering what intense thing I will

say next.


"so edward norton.."

and he bursts out with laughter he died. he literally fell ot his

knees and laughed till he cried, as I did the same.

So now a fat kid and an akwardly hair colored girl are rolling

around the floor of walmart in the cookie isle laughing

histerically.

good times.

So yeah we saw phil and things and gave him the hug of a lifetime.
haha

and stole his fries, then got bored and left.

So I drove chris back to his house, and hung out with him till 7am,

we messed around on the computer, I waited for phil to get off work

and went over to his house and stayed up a few hours talking and I

fell asleep on his bed.

Twas eventful.

That was my first day back in utah.

^^

Breaking dawn MUST be filmed~!

With New Moon likely to make yet another metric fuckload of money this weekend we need to find the bright side to the entire Twilight mania. There must be something good that comes from this awful Mormon fantasy that seems to have invaded our culture on every front. That something is the eventual movie version of Breaking Dawn.

Even though New Moon has made a bazillion dollars and even though the third Twilight book, Eclipse, is already filming, Summit has declined to announce the fourth and final Twilight book as a movie. There's a good reason for this: Breaking Dawn is completely fucking insane, and it is probably totally unfilmable. But if they do film it... man, we are in for a treat.

Breaking Dawn opens with Bella Swan, the lacteal heroine of the series, finally getting married to Edward Cullen, the mopey vampire hero. They go off to honeymoon on Isle Esme, a Brazilian island the Cullen clan owns (this is already ridiculous beyond belief. Imagine a vampire going snorkeling; it basically happens in this book), and Edward is afraid to fuck his new bride. The reason: he's super strong and she's just a human - Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex type of situation here. But Bella wears him down and Edward throws it in her - and knocks her the fuck out, leaving her badly bruised.

Let's go over that again: Edward fucks Bella into unconsciousness. This alone should have you running to Fandango to pre-order your tickets, but it only gets better.

Despite being knocked out cold by his sexual style (and having the headboard destroyed), Bella goes back to Edward for seconds. This time he knocks her up. Yes, an undead vampire apparently has enough viable sperm to impregnate a human woman while fucking her off the coast of Rio de Janero. Stephenie Meyer, you fabulous idiot!

The baby in Bella's belly starts growing incredibly fast. And it starts hurting Bella, as each kick it gives has the super strength of a vampire behind it. As it grows, Bella gets sicker, and then the good stuff starts. The baby kicks so hard it breaks Bella's ribs and then severs her spine. Are you imagining Kristen Stewart wearing a fake pregnancy belly and pretending to have been suddenly crippled by her own fetus? Because I am and it's making me laugh and laugh and laugh.

Oh wait, I missed something. Edward is completely freaked out about the baby, fearing it will kill Bella. He tries to convince her to get an abortion (but seriously, how could she? Vampires are tough to kill even in this shitty series), and goes so far as asking Native American wolfboy Jacob to impregnate his wife so that she can have the baby she desperately wants. I'm dizzy with how ridiculous this is, and we're just getting started.

Eventually the baby starts to get born and Bella is dying. The baby has telepathy, by the way, so everybody can read its thoughts while it's in the womb, and it turns out to have an essentially adult mind. Like Alia in Dune; I would accuse Stephenie Meyer of ripping this off, but anyone who thinks that Meyer might have read Frank Herbert has never been within spitting distance of Twilight. The woman is a moron.

In a moment that demands to be shown on the silver screen, Edward gives Bella an emergency C-section with his fucking teeth. It's like something out of XTro, for the love of God. It's so horrible it's brilliant, and this scene alone is why I remain firm in declaring that David Cronenberg must direct Breaking Dawn. This is surely his movie.

Once the baby is out, Bella gets vamped by Edward, as she's about to die at any moment. Then comes the most astonishing turn of events in 21st century literature, and possibly in the entire history of awful fiction aimed at tweens: Jacob the werewolf, who has been madly in love with Bella, sees the new baby girl and immediately imprints on her. What this means, in layman's terms, is that he falls in love with the baby.

I want to pull this out on its own: Jacob falls in love with a baby.

The book makes no bones about this; while Jacob doesn't want to fuck the baby right off the bat, he can't stand to be away from it and visits everyday. His love has been transferred from Bella to the baby (who has the tongue shattering name Renesmee), and because of the science behind imprinting he'll love her forever. So one day he's going to stick his wolf dick in this girl that he see as a bloody newborn. Romance is not dead, it's just being abused by insane Mormon writers.

There's more in Breaking Dawn - the Volturi come back, for one thing - but these are the main amazing events that demand this book to be turned into a film. I will not rest until I have seen a movie in which a werewolf falls in love with a baby. Hell, once I've seen a werewolf fall in love with a baby I may quit movie watching - I will have seen the ultimate culmination of a century of cinema. The entire film of Breaking Dawn would play like the weirdest exploitation film since Doris Wishman died - brutal sex, bizarre body horror, unbelievable pedophilia.

A werewolf falling in love with a baby. This is why Thomas Edison invented this shit in the first place. So we could see a werewolf fall in love with a baby.


credits to THE DEVIN'S ADVOCATE