not updating

I'm at corys and alex's with daniel n a bazillion ppl watching horror films n partying lol.
Its fun.
Ill post more stuff later.

Sorry for the utter lack of update.
I will totally upload asap when i get home n stuff.
kk
bai

Carmel and dramatic poses

So I hung out with katrina, lydia and chris all day today and oh my god
I got a rental car
and It s so pretty.
I have to use it till i get my geo back and Im like oh I like the rental better i dont want my geo back, its so fkn nice.

So I joy ride around in it all day and go with phil to get my gym membership and hang out with him for a while then I go get katie and lydia we chill and play countries in katrinas front room.
lol chris is canada, lydia is tibet Im bosnia and katy is pagoda lol.
It was a battle of the ages.

We just needed germany hahaha. (inside joke.)

so we got in my car cuz I wanted to drive it more and we listened to sexy back and drove to laser quest, cuz DJ had been textin me all day.
So we visited him and hung out at his work for like ever.
oh and played air hockey.
lydia and katie suck at that game.

no that a lie.
we all suck balls at that game lol.
uhm, we left and I took katie home and lydia as well, me and chris told DJ we would come bak n hang with him.
So we did.
and went to the belgin waffle inn and had GREAT times there.

With the dramatic head poses and WAY to much sugar.
I swear they laced the food with something.
WE WERE SO HYPER!

So we drove to laser quest, dj picked up his car, we followed him to his house to drop it off so we could all go on an adventure, we drove to this burger king and I saw this guy in a fedora.

Now I forgot to mention this, but erlier in the day lydia katie and I and chris met him at the same burger king and spoke to him and, uhhh idk we gave him a nick name and I said hes my hero and we said hes a super hero of burger king and as we drove off katie was all " help help im a damsel in distress."

So ANYWAY!
now that you know that.

DJ chris and I were there again.
and I pulled up and was all, is this my hero?
in the drive thru.
and hes like why yes it is.
and I told him I was a damsel in distress and if he wanted to save me he needed to hand me paper and pen at the next window.

So he agreed, and we pulled up to the next window, I gave him my # and we drove off.

DJ ordered apple fries and they were hella nasty and he got carmel all over himself, and i wanted carmel and were all talking about licking it off his hands and then how i hella wont cuz I dont know where they have been.

LOL

(COMPLEX)

only DJ will laugh at that.

So anyway, we drove to the top of the world, and I showed DJ the view, we got hella scared driving near memory grove, were all screaming and shit the whole way up to the avenues.
OMG HE SCARED ME SO MUCH!!!
stupid whore!!

so then we head home after the great sight of awesome and I took DJ home, when chris and I wanted a drink.
so we went back to the SAME burger king.

fedora guy was working still, we spoke to him alot, as in, I stayed in the drive up line and when someone came to order I drove back around.
lol
it was great stuff, so he wont tell me his name, but all I know is hes the lord of burger king, and as well he is called squiggles.

Good times.

night night.

Battle Kareoke

SO!

I forgot what day this happened I just remember that it happened.
and I must blog about it!

This was one intense kareoke contest!

So I got chosen to be in this contest where well you sing and do crazy shit and play cards all at the same time.
its really sweet.

And I got put on the Buddhist monks team.
Lol yeah i know I know, the virgin team lol.
Happens.
So not my team right.
Oh well it happens.

So I get put on this team with this one girl from dokoro chan and this girl from god I don't even know what i just knwo she ha red hair an was .....nappy.
As well as I was put with DJ and Whitney.


So im like okay this is cool.

So we chose our songs.

an DJ went up first and sang journey.

"just a small time girl, livin in a lonely world, took the midnight train goin, anywhere."

It was amazing we all sang with him and he won us like 5 thousand points.

So we stayed in the lead and we eventually played this car where one guy from each team has to make out with another on stage and whoever chickens out first hella looses.

so we won points for that as well, DJ being the only guy got the butt end of all this stuff lmao.
I laughed alot.

So he won us more points.
So I sang barbie girl, did great everyone loved it.

and we had to have one more singer for the last round.

So ok we were winning, we were hella winning.

and it was the last round, oh wait, no there was one before it where whitney sang girls just wanna have fun, and that died hardcore so we lost some points there, its cool we stole some from another team using another card, cool stuff.

So we were totally crowd favorite right?

and it was the last round and It was all based on singing talent, and we all know I am pretty fucking good.
Were in the lead and you have to bet a certain amount of points and if you win you get double that right?

So its the round we can HELLA WIN~

or....hella loose.

So this one ...chick.
the red haired girl thing, is ALL let me do it, let me do it.
I can do it.
So Im all what song did you choose and shes all "sweet child of mine" by guns and roses.
and im like.........
no.
so like me and DJ were HELLA into this game, were singing were holdin hands and freaking out.

So together we think oh hell no, and whitney is all dana go up and a bunch of ppl from behind us are like omg dana and then Im like yellin at this girl like "whats your vocal range?!"
and shes like I got this I got this.

Now me I have taken voice lessons for years, I act, even if I didint sound good Id still make a scene.

...
yeah, well me and DJ dont wanna be hella mean so we let dumb bitch do it.

Im sitting there like oh god....oh god.

Dj is like ....kill me.

fkn kill me.


So she goes up.....and totally KILLS IT.

It was just so bad to see, and if thats not bad enough there was a fkn 49 second intro.

the crowed cried.

I swear my dog died when I saw that.

I was so let down.

and she bet ALL OF OUR POINTS !!!

jesus christ.

It broke my llife.

lol..

So yeah, battle karaoke.

Was.....intense.

( ﾟДﾟ)

My gurren lagan figurine

I love it, phil gave it to me at the con, It was an assemble yourself Gurren.
Its amazing.

Anyway its not done being painted but here It is so far. <3

I hella rode bulbasaur

Day 2

That morning I woke up and whitney came in and I was half awake and told whitney to get dressed because we might have to do something at the battle cosplay intro show.
But i was not sure.
So I git up and get dressed for that all ghetto happy and stuff and walk around as eva for a bit.
I looked into the intro for battle cosplay and I didint care to stick around for it.
I went back upstairs and took off my outfit and mmy hair and whitney calls phil in the room and says we need to be on stage for a rant thing where we yell at the other teams and say why we will win and stuff.

So im upstairs stark naked and freaking out.
I throw on my costume and my wig all half assed and pick up a random coat my big one with fur and im like uhhhh..."eva on holliday, yeah sure."
I run down there and notice my outfit was inside out and my wid was falling off.
I get down there and I notice snake walking up to the stage and im like ok ok its cool, and walk like I was there the whole time.

So we have me snake the box on stage
vers sakura, and sasuke.

only pannon was not sakura at the time.
she was simon from gurren lagan and thats all the info i had.
and so the announcer is all "bla bla why are you going to win?"

Pannon says "cuz were ninja."
or something like that.
and sasuke didint say much.

He then takes the mic to snake and is all and why are you going to win.
and whitney just say "this is snake."
and im like ..........ok.

and the announcer is like........"ok."

but that doesnt say why we will win.
and Im like" ahem."
and steal the mic. "Ill tell you why were gunna win."

and pannon is like oh really? why?

and im like.
WE GOT GUNS BITCH!

and the audience lulled.
Im like hoe please.

and shes all " uh well if your so awesome why do you hide in boxes?"

Im all "you would least expect it, who expects that especially in space?!"

IF I saw a floating box in space my first thought would not be oh look snake!

lol

Then she said something and I picked up the box and ran up to her and was like
WHA WHA!! you cant see this!!
CAN YOU SEE ME?!!!
and shes all "where did she go?"

yeah yeah you cant see this shit ooooh yeah.

"I cant see her."

DAMN right you cant!!!
and
I toss the box off my head and walk back to snake.

We big pimpin.
and everyone cheered and the announcer was like...."clearly."

it was awesome.

anyway i run upstairs and get out of costume and into UME and run around as her for a bit.

I luv air gear.

then, I did....something or till the 18+ cosplay skits where, we practiced near our room for like 20 minutes called it good and then went down.
^^
We were number 10

here was what we did

afterwards we went to dennys and katrina spilled shit everywhere and it was a mess, and marcus went and I had a great time with everyone from utah.

Came back and went swimming in the hot tub where it was gross salty and just nasty me and some ichidan members and lydia and chris and jason and whitney and katie, just everyone was there, and i drank arazona iced tea where some of the ew water got in it and I got sick, oh and I ate a slim jim out of lydias tits, I prolly got sick from that as well.
LOL
good times.

OH AND WE CAME UP WITH A NEW GAME.

so we went into the kiddy pool and I was on the other side and jumped over this metal pole thing and I looked like a salmon going up stream to mate, and I said "I want to mate I want to mate."

lol it caught on and we eventually came up with a whole game for it, me lydia and whitney lol oh and katie jumped in the pool wiht her phone in her dress, and got it wet and it dies.
hella bad.

oh and jeremy came in to the pool and told her to get naked.
idk he didint tell her to get out of the pool just that she cant wear clothes.

I lolled hes all get naked.

it was funny.
anyway the salmon game is where everyone starts at one end of the pool and swims to the kiddy pool to mate.

so all the salmon swim across the pool saying "I want to mate. I want to mate."
and the people in the middle are the bears trying to eat the salmon and we say.
"bear."
only all ghay and ugly "BEAUR."

lol

and when the salmon get to the kitty pool there has to be 2 of them to win, so they can spawn and rub up on eachother while screaming "were spawning were spawning."

and then they die and we eat their eggs.
lol the end.
Its funner than it sounds.

so eventually we came up with a dance for it as well but ill post a video of that later lol Ill have to record it on my own time.
^^
anyway

So after I went swimming everyone went to bed and I stayed up late and spoke to a whole crap ton of people
anyway that night, I hung out with random stranger buddy whom I made friends with, and sat around with a bunch of people. and entertained them for EVER I told them about my hair placenta that I use to make my hair revived and they all were hella confused and I had to do a full demonstration with it to show what it does.
I also wore rollerblades everywhere so I could move fast cuz i was tired.
Lol i got asked out for coffee and went with that random stranger guy and took the other random stranger buddy with me to get coffee we went down the street and he bought me nummie white mocha coffee, which helped my throat cuz I got hella sick.
Came back and spoke more with my new con buddies and they all found me to be a very hillarious person.

I pretty much just told them a zillion random funny things that happen to me.
Oh and I explained how lydia talks through her crotch, lol long and very true story.

then I went upstairs and passed out hella hard core.

Day 1

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Day 0 Part 2

after poker we ditched brian and phil.
and we found hoesay?
lol I really don't know how to spell that well whatever its pronounced.
Hoe...Say.

so imma type it like that ok?
ok.
so he has this amazing thing on his door since this year is AO evolution he has photos from the last 6 cons and all printed and posted in a huge ass montage on his hotel room glass door.
that points into the con so we can all see it all the time.
Its amazing im always looking at it and seeing sonmeone or something new.

such amazing cosplays.
awesome people.

so Jose was sitting up late that night and chris and I saw him looking at his door and we offered to help cover the other side so we stayed up for a while and helped put it together all epic like.

so then me and chris decide we should go get our other con buddies and go to dennys.
so we do and we go get patrick and chris and tiggle.
well...lol
tiggle.
funny sory this girl and this hat is supposed to say tizzel and its cursive and i cant read it well i cant read cursive, so i thought it said tiggle.
so i lolled she tries to tell me different lol but i like tiggle better anyway.
uhm anyway we all went to dennys and with some other girl member how my car is broke?
yeah well.
i got the balls to talk this one guy into riding in my trunk even tho its broke and very open when i drive.
its very exciting.
he was scared shitless.
so we shilled at dennys and spoke of opera and hump back whales and idk what.
the ugly paintings the whole thing was just amazing.
Oh and me eating ranch dressing provocative cuz tiggle hates the smell and look.

we went home and i put the black girl in my trunk tiggle was a pretty good sport about it when i pulled the most insane U turn out of my ass and almost lost her out of my trunk lol

I'm just good like that right?

haha so we got back to the con and spoke to hoesay and christian for a looong time and everyone had to throw things at me no idea why im such a superb target.

we eventually headed up to the room at 5am and took a nap untill 9 the next morning.

end day one.

Day 0

So we left this morning to the con.
I barely finished everything in time, it was a great ride up I loved driving it.
This random ford focus was my arch enemy almost the whole way..
I raced carl was well the whole way.
I hella won!
lol.
ok well it was close.

So we finally get to the hotel.
We unpack carls car and about 20 minutes in.
We wanted to go swimming but brian and phil dont have swim suits.
okay fine so we go back to my car and get in.
I pull out and there was nothing at all behind me that I could see.
I pulled out hella fast and .....

Well I got in a wreck.
there was a dodge durango behind me and I didint see it.

JESUS FUCKING DANMNIT MOTHER!

I hit the car.

I didint just hit the car I rammed it full ghetto speed!
and the worse part is...
IT WAS PARKED!

Jesus christ.
How bad a driver must I be?
To hit a PARKED car.
-.-

So my car ramms the durango and basically bumper cars off.

like picture bumper cars.

ya know when in those little thing you ram your friend in the rear and you just thoomp backwards.

That was about how it went, only instead of little cars with no problems at a fair.
It was 20k or more so thousand dollar cars in a parking lot 15000 miles away from your home.

Made my day.

Do my bumper is fine.

My trunk?

Not half as fine.

Oh not even a bit.

My trunk is soooo boned.

Smashed in so bad.



So we tried to fix it ... no luck.
Called my dad.
He totally foresaw me getting in some sort of shit with the car lol.

So well just bunjie cord it down later.
we walk around the con I see kitty her and brandon are like the only good ppl here so far.
all ichidan is here as well.

We went swimming and came up with a new game where brian holds me and phil holds chris and we run at eachother in the pool.
its like bumper cars as well...
only with fat kids and water.
<3

we went to a chinese place that used to have a buffet at ur table but this year they took it away so we were dissapointed.
it made our heart frown but we got there and ordered a metric shit ton of food.
and chris took this pic.


we got lost on the way there but it was all goood like after the 2 hours of looking.

we came back and brian and phil worked on my skates and me and chris took photos of my ume costume.
what do you think?

A silly shot of the front.




the back


I like it.

anyway now im here and well probably go play texas hold em in the lobby so see ya.

Commercial of the week

Why Would We Do This?

Follow the Trend.

Willis?

So while in progress of cosplays at one point in our skit we hold up a pic of bruce willis and rip it.
and the photo we came up with is brilliant.
I love it



Hes all "why would you do that?"

Its the best thing ever.

So much to do So little time

So were preparing for AO and I am putting the finishing touches on my cosplay.
I am Eva from MGS 3


I think its comming along pretty good.

Well , Whitney myself, chris and brian are working on our props for the skit.
As well as our dance etc.
I'm really excited for AO.
Nothing will bring us down this year.
Or im gonna lite it on fire.
lol.

Brian is making out exclamation marks right now.
My gun is almost finished.
We leave on Wednesday, were going on a magical caravan with Carl and Cory.
Woot woot .

Im strapping Brian to the roof of the car the whole way up.

Or at least we gotta play ships mast on that wide open road.
I'm sure Brian has the balls to ride on the hood of my car going 80 mph.
Pretty much.

Well I gotta get back to work now.

Ttyl.

Fkn Camera

So Im hella upset!
My little point and shoot camera, is broken.
Fucking broken.
It was working fine when we went to the zoo, I left it int katies posession.
I got it back the other day and Its totally broken.
Wtf?

Now I really dont want to blame her or anything but im six kinds of confused.
I charged it, I dont know what to do.
This sucks super ASS!
Dammit.
This ruins my night.

Updating

So i have been pestered and pestered to update my photography mysapce, and I have finally sat down and made....
A little progress...
Not alot but eh its an update at least, Its really hard to keep up with all the sites I'm on.
Its fine, Just difficult.
So I found a site today all in russian and aparently this painter posted a bunch of my photography and has pretty much claimed me his favorite photographer.
I was really suprised, and of course flattered.
As well I found a piece of mine places on a blog of some sorts where they post photos from DA along with secrets.
Mine was featured there and I was pretty excited aparently this site has a good amount of traffic.
So I found the photo and commented a secret of my own about that photograph.
Here is a LINK
Well thats all Im busy doing at the moment.

If you want to see my Photography Myspace here is the
LINK

PogoPhobia

So whitney has a pogo stick, and I decided to test it out tonight.
I have never used a pogo stick before.
I was scared shitless.

I had a life changing experience.

I have developed a complex.

I am god awful scared out of my mind when attempting to ride a pogo stick.
Like you wont even believe.




See that child?
Yeah that face, kind of looks like he saw a donkey show.

That was me.

Fkn horrified.

Im afraid of pogo sticks.

....

Ghetto huh?

Lady Gaga

So Lady gaga is like gwen stafani meets christina agulera

and its AMAZING

So I decided poker face is my new favorite song
and my basic theme song.

Graz Day 2

**will fix up this post when i get home w/ photos and luff*

So the day after the rave I took graz out on the town to see salt lake city.
We had a super time with that.

Brian me and graz went to Dees and waited for devi to arrive to chill with us for a while.
We sat there forever and made sanctuarys and stonehenge in our ketchup and fries.
Devan finally arrived and we all went to the Incredible toy since graz wanted to go and see just hopw "incredible" it was.

Yeah, no it was not half of what the name states.
lol
unless you really like your marijuana

So we left and went to Grey Whale and graz bought the coolest yellow shirt with a hand of godliness spinnin a record on it.
I was confused but it was exciting.

we left and devan took his car home and we picked him up from his house and hung out with him for a while.

eventually we took him home and graz, me and brian, and chris went up to gravity hill ish.
and we took photos from the top of the world.
way up in the avenues and we got lost.

We stoped pulled over and took photos of the city at night and a limo pulled up for reasons beyond me.

we drove to the pie and had awesome pizza and me and graz stickered the whole place up.

we WERE going to go to area and chill with tony fab and kurai.
but that fell through and we went back to my place and we did massive file transfers between graz's laptop and my desktop.

we stayed up all night and it was pretty exciting.

Masquerave.

I had a rave for my birthday party and it was gay exciting.
I had graz come down from Seattle Washington to play the show, as well I asked my ex Devan aka Sykie to play his music as well.

I had a blasty blast that night.

There was loud music and dancing and fog, and strobes.
how exciting it was.

Alot of cheering on the person who was dancing on stage taking turns and bustin a move.

many people had masks and glitter and exciting outfits.

It was my happy birthday.
After the party Graz, sykie and I went to Ihop and had exciting times with pancakes and meat planes.

Devan and I raced down state streeet at like 2am i liked it.

OH AND
chantelle and I lost our keys at the venue and it sucked ass so devi had to drive me to my house to get a spare to get my car.
jesus it was ghetto crazy.

eventually went home and passed out all sorts of hardcore.

good times.

Skit practice at 5am

So randomly i had the BEST idea!
and i cant tell you....
but it epic.

so me and whitney and phil went to my place and all night practiced our skit for the 18+ cosplay skit at AO this year, and god damn its epic shit.

btw.

I jizzed in my pants.

Commercial of the week

This is inspirational.
<3

An incredibly true.

Cleaning Time

So katrina had to clean her room today cuz she was grounded because she had not done it yet.

so i told her imma come over with a zillion trash bags and 409 and well get to it.

now I'll have you know her room is so messy you can not see the floor, in fact I had no idea what color it was until today.

It was just gross.

So we spent about mmmmmm 6 hours or so on it and i just got done.
It looks so good now.

To bad the task at hand is getting her to keep it that way for longer than a week..

I have to go back, well i dont HAVE but I should or she wont do anything.

but I SHOULd go back tomorrow after she gets out of school to help her to her office, thats gunna be ....fun.

lol j.k
its actually mildly fun cleaning with katrina.

I dont mind it, I just want her to have a better living situation.

She deserves the best <3

anyway now im cold, titred, and dirty, so imma go take a bath and sleep now.

bai bai.

Poker Face

So, I have no poker face, the second I get a good hand I throw my arms in the air and scream "IM IN IM IN!"


haha, so the other night I go to a baby shower for shirely.
Katrinas older sister, and well it goes from baby shower to huge poker party with a bazillion people, and me and katrina being the youngest people there.

Everyone was loaded.

It was a really great game and Katrina made bank.

She was hauling some serious bucks in.

Shes pretty good at it.

Me? ....well lets just say im not so good.

So I had one point in time where I had 2queens!
and I was beat....by two kings.
-.-
Damnit!

I fail at life, and I owe Katrina 8 dollars.
*kills self*
Well she say I don't now, but I did.

Pretty much we had an awesome time, everyone was helluh drunk and there was alot of awesome food.

Katrina went into the game with 5 dollars and left it with 55.

I went into the game with a dollar 50 and left with ....out.

haha.

I got my ass raped by that game.

Well, I took a photo in the bathroom.

this is my poker face..







I suck at poker.

Newest Sticker!

My zombie bunnies!

Zoo Tycoon part 2

we also rode a carosel but my bog does not want you to see it direct idk why so you can go see that video here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbHlYgUBSHM

So then we got trapped in these magical holes of OH NO!

We rode a boat, well, a very stationary boat, with ghetto music and pretty much looking like total jack asses in the middle of the zoo, either way we were pretty gangster.




and then!

We rode the train!



Train motha fucka fuckin train motha fuka.



*insert ugly sounding squeal here*
^generally used for when seeing something incredibly cute, in rebuttal we make ugly noise.




It was a very exciting day.